Linkin Park

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Abraham Lincoln Park (1999 - 2014) was a brainless rap rock and roll band. It has two lead singers, one who sings, Chester Disnep Bennington, and one who raps, Mike Shinoda. The band rose to fame in 2001 with their album Hybrid Theory. It is revealed that Chester Bennington is a die-hard fan of Justin Bieber and that Mike Shinoda, the guy who raps, is dating Nicki Minaj.

Mike Shindoa announced on his Instagram that he will ditch Linkin Park for a new hip-hop gorup called Fort Minor in 2014.

Discography

Songs

  • One Step Closer to the Edge, I'm about to Break! (2:39) September 28, 2000
  • Crawlin' (These Birds, they will die in Rio!) (3:30) March 5, 2001
  • Ow! Papercut! Somebody get me a band-aid! (5:28) September 3, 2001
  • 1 (Not sure why people call it "In the End". They're buttheads.) (3:49) October 30, 2001
  • Point of Authority (the Dyslexic often shorten it to Pts.Of.Arthy... for some uncharted reason.) (4:52) March 20, 2002
  • Foe-gotten Years (3:09) April 12, 2002
  • CureStress.com for the Itch (2:38) April 27, 2002
  • Talk (5:02) May 6, 2002
  • Trick or Treat Mortherfucker!!! (2:03) October 30, 2002
  • It's Goin Down [To Hell] (featuring the X-Executioners) (4:15) March 31, 2002
  • Lying my way from YOU! (2:56) July 21, 2003
  • Somewhere You Belong is Down to Hell (4:31) August 13, 2003
  • Faints (2:57) September 3, 2003
  • Able to Feel (3:08) September 11, 2003 [released during 2nd anniversary of 9/11]
  • Figure.0.66666666667 (5:09) January 1, 2004
  • From the Inside (5:59) January 1, 2004
  • Everybody's Not Listyening (3:05) February 25, 2004
  • Breaking A Habit (It's What I Do, B^tch!) (4:15) July 9, 2004
  • Numb/Encore (featuring Buttface Fartbag Stupidhead and Stinky Poo Toilet) (4:06) December 20, 2004
  • Petrified (another Linkin Park song without Chester singing, yes I am aware) (4:00) January 20, 2005 (INAUGUATION DAY< HOLY SHITTE!!)
  • What The Hell Have I Done? (4:15) January 7, 2007
  • Hands Held High (featuring Future, 2 Chainz, and Lil Wayne) (5:37) May 12, 2007
  • Bleed it Out Diggin' Deeper Just to Throw It Away! (8:15) June 29, 2008
  • A Sacrifice (4:20) June 29, 2008
  • We Made It! (featuring Busta Rhymes) (5:20) November 12, 2008
  • New Divide (4:29) May 22, 2009
  • Retches and Kings (featuring Mario Savio) (4:18) February 26, 2010
  • Waiting for the Apocalpyse (4:02) September 12, 2010
  • Burning Gas (5:53) April 20, 2012
  • In My Remains (6:22) June 27, 2012
  • GO! (GO!) GO! (GO!) GO! (GO!) (4:56) June 27, 2012
  • Lied, Greed, Misery (7:36) July 19, 2012
  • Strength of the Sun (The body bends 'til it break) (5:16) August 6, 2012
  • Powerless (5:02) August 9, 2012
  • Tinn Foil (1:09) November 6, 2012
  • The Castle of Glass (4:55) November 22, 2012
  • Brain Rape (AAAWGH!) (1:43) January 27, 2013
  • Motherfucking hell is where you shall go! (5:30) March 24, 2013
  • The Hungah Games (14:58) August 13, 2013
  • Booty Call (1:05) October 5, 2013
  • Dickwad! (7:08) January 3, 2014
  • Doofis Shittes! (4:36) April 4, 2014
  • The Last Song (1:04:14) October 31, 2014 [long song ain't it, well all good bands must end with a big bang!]