Litenfiskutanhjärna
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Litenfiskutanhjärna (Norse: Harem of Whitefish), was first discovered by Ted Jesus Christ God in 1603 as he led his Viking hordes across Europe, or perhaps Europa. A small planet located between Mars and Mediocre Britain, Litenfiskutanhjärna is presently known for its production of rare Flarn Seed, which grow on the banks of its many small lakes and rivers. Famous residents include Peter Williams and Flowbiscuit, whose likeness is borne on its unit of currency.
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[edit] Statistics
- Capitol: OscarWildeton
- Population: 500 000 (627 000 on weekends)
- Size relative to West Virginia: Pretty Big
- Unit of currency: the Flowbiscuit :: 1 flowbiscuit = 37 American Dinari
- Main export: Flarn Seed and flarn seed extract
- Official bird: Cardinal
- Official snack: Mr. T Brand Cereal
- Current Prime Minister: Nacreous Jones (the first national leader of oysterian descent in recorded history)
[edit] History
Litenfiskutanhjärna was originally a sparsely populated region of upper-left Europonia. Archaelogists -- those rat-bastards -- have found no evidence for human habitation in Litenfiskutanhjärna until the early 1600s. In that year(s), Ted Jesus Christ God swept down from Newfoundland into the central plains of Pangaea and conquered most of the NASCAR circuit before being repulsed by Bellerophon. This path of destruction led Ted directly through what is modern Litenfiskutanhjärna, and it is thought that much of his army settled here during their long retreat from Pangaea.
The name is most commonly translated as "Harem of Whitefish", believed to refer to the bounty of fish the first settlers found in Litenfiskutanhjärna's extensive network of freshwater lakes and rivers. It has been variously rendered as "Luminous Seafood Path", "Pocket Full of Fish Tonight", and "Three Granites".
[edit] Politics
Modern Litenfiskutanhjärna is a parliamentary plutocratic anarchy, meaning that nobody knows how the country should be run, but rich people will send their sons to debate about it until a fight breaks out. The celebrated tenure of Prime Minister Nacreous Jones is attributed to his ability to clam up when an argument would otherwise come to blows.
