Lockheed Martin

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[edit] Company Background

Being a small company from New Zealand its profit have never impressed any one. Relying on the great motto "We forget who we're working for" they have clawed a market for themselves in light equipment reselling. Though governments have never taken interest in their abilities to make the finest Meat Lovers pizza in existence.

[edit] Business Strategy

In a brilliant and completely original insight the CEO of Lockheed Martin came up with this inspiring way to make money for his share holders, namely his sister and co-workers. A side note that making the best Meat Lovers pizza in existence was a failed marketing attempt by the company's aptly named dog, Dogbert. This method is patented under USPO #532414e^12 and has caused to court cases.

1) Make the best Meat Lovers pizza in New Zealand.

2) ???

3) Profit!