Lord's Resistance Army

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The Lord's Resistance Army (LRA) is an army of happy Africa Children who are fighting for God at the will of their leader, Joseph Kony.

Joseph Kony[edit]

Joseph Kony is the leader of the LRA. He is the spokesperson of God and talks to Jesus via Text Message on a regular basis.

{Q|LMAO! g2g tell Rents ttyl|Jesus|Message to Joe Kony about genocide in Africa}

In his free time Joe likes to watch Fox News.

Opposition and Criticism[edit]

Democrats have falsely accused the LRA of numerous Human right violations including: child slavery, mutilation, rape, and violence.

The LRA insists it practices Adoption, pampering, sexual fulfillment, and fair treatment of all people.

Jospeph Kony likes to listen to musician Hannah Montana who has been falsely accused of Nazism.

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