Los Alamos
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“We made the bomb!!”
~ People of Los Alamos on Being overly proud
“Don't bomb Japan!!”
~ The isotope idiots on Trying to stop things that happened 40 years ago
Los Alamos, New Mexico. Area 1942.3, The small town made up of Boy Scouts before the lab came along. Los Alamos is infested with werepiggys and is plauged by the biscuit goat horse.
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[edit] Pre-Lab Years
Los Alamos started as a boys school, where boys were made into men.
They would get up every morning, and shower. For some reason the local school system thought that putting a building in the middle of nowhere would somehow make the children Gay-er smarter, But they were wrong. All this did was make them angrier. When the Oppy and his boys showed up the teachers had all been killed, and to this day, the students have not been found, They are believed to have been eaten by the biscuit goat horse.
[edit] Building the bomb
This action would later prove to be pointless, as America sent Chuck Norris over to end the war. In the year 1942.3, Robert Cornielious Frankenfurter Oppenheimer III Esq, came to an area where there was only a boys school, and set up a lab. It was there he started working on the bomb. This lab would later become infested with Guinea Pigs. They began their work, and shortly, blew the fuck out of an airplane that would land in 4.7 years, in Roswell. Over the course of 2.699999999999 years, many attempts were made to make the perfect weapon. (Chuck Norris didn't feel like stepping forward yet.) The scientists were losing hope. But then Einstein showed up and fixed everything. The bomb was set to launch, and all the scientists were happy. But then President Truman thought that the bombs wouldn't have enough destructive power, and decided to send Chuck Norris.
[edit] Los Alamos, Wartime
Los Alamos had just set up the lab, and a house for everyone to sleep in. But that wasn't enough for Opppy, he wanted a dance hall. So he built a place that still stands today called fuller lodge. Then he and everyone danced on their time off. This ritual is honored today by an even stupider school system, that forces its children to dance and sing like its the forties. The dancing here would be what persuaded Truman to send Chuck Norris instead of the bomb, because not even you would be dumb enough to use a weapon made by the gays. This is also mimicked by the children.
[edit] Post civil war
Los Alamos was also very important during the Post brand cereal civil war. The minor mascots wanted bigger parts, but the Major characters wanted to leave everything as it was. Post Major General Mills employed Los Alamos to build a bomb that would make their cereal soggy. At the time Major General Mills was considering defection, but didn't think it was possible due to the crunchiness of the cereals made by post, And he took his chance. After the Important cereal characters victory over the minors, General Mills launched his attack. The Post forces were devastated again. General Mills won his freedom, and in turn, won the lab.
[edit] Now
Today Los Alamos is run by total morons. They were so dumb they put a skate park by the library, like they are asking to get tagged. The lab has been taken over by people Vice President Biden hired for "Security" Reasons. And every august 6th, protesters form in front of the hospital to try and stop America from bombing Japan. (Already happened, don't tell them) and the only business that showed up was KaibaCorp. Los Alamos is a sad little town with no love left. Please, give it a hug.
