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The Kingdom of Lovely is an internets based nation which claims it's territory to be the Flat of its creator/king Danny Wallace (Deceased). The official territory of Lovely is Wallace's flat in Bow, London, but citizens of Lovely are invited to declare a room, or some other building or land belonging to them, to be an embassy for the country by taking a photograph displaying Lovely's flag there. The Kingdom has fought and lost many battles against both the BBC and Leafstorm however has lost all of them resulting in being ejected from their traditional homelands. The Kingdom of Lovely has 58,165 citizens, however most of them are still dawdling and haven't arrived at their new home yet.
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[edit] History
(awaiting official Lovely historian)
[edit] Citizens
The citizens of Lovely are, quite frankly, all completely insane.
[edit] Government
The Government of Lovely originally consisted of friends of Wallace who were recruited at a meeting held at a London pub (see here). One of these was fired and replaced by a citizen; other Royal appointments have been made, and the first open elections to specific posts were held via the 'official' website. The first Prime Minister was Psychotic Mike. However since King Dannys unfortunate and completely unexpected death (natural causes) there have been two new governments elected. The first being headed up by David Blunkett, the second (and current) one being headed up by Citizen Love with the Terror as her deputy.
[edit] Economy
The Economy of Lovely is quite franky crap. However here is the roundup for the year 2007 as calculated by Dr. Strangelove.
[edit] Lovely Budget 07
All calculations are in U.S. Dollar value.
[edit] Rate Explanations
- Gross Domestic Product (Consumption + Investment + Government Spending + Exports – Imports = Total Estimated GDP.)
- Gross National Product (Total Value of all final goods and products = Total Estimated GNP).
- National Income is calculated by money spend within the Kingdom. Money produced or earned in other countries is not added to the budget.
[edit] Current National Budget
- GDP Estimate: $10.56
- GDP (In Real Terms): -$159.86
- Gross National Product: $89.55
- National Debt: -$1,148.28
- Inflation: 0.00%
- Net National Income: -$25.92
[edit] Investments
- Total Internal Investment: $35,021.76
- Total External (Overseas) Investment: $0.00
- Percentage Depreciation: 87.91%
[edit] Main Imports:
- Webspace (Approx. 2.5 Gross tonnage)
- Persons (Approx. 97 cubic metres)
- Hard Disk Space (Approx. 2.1gb)
- Ideas (Approx. 9.2 Gross Industrial weights).
- Total Import Value: $91.90
[edit] Main Exports:
- Webspace (Approx. 1.1 Gross tonnage)
- Hard Disk Space (Approx. 64mb)
- Ideas (Approx 12.8 Gross Industrial weights).
- Total Export Value: $57.11
[edit] Condensed Speech
- Next Spending Round is expected to suffer depreciation of 96.33%, with depreciation expected to peak at 121% in 2010. On more good news, I can announce that investment to the public sector, government administration, health, housing, social security, defence, information, education, trade and industry and environment are all going to benefit from a Third Spending Review, which should increase productivity.
[edit] GDP usage
The majority of the GDP ($9.50) will be ploughed back into state owned companies and investments. The remainder will be used to see a 7.5% drop in taxable benefit. 4% of the excess fuel duty produced in the Ninth Tax Session will be used to celebrate the 4% reduction of Healthcare options. Public investment will see a ¾ percent rise, and Overseas investment is expected to remain stable.
[edit] Import and Export Summary
Overall Import and Exports are predicted to decline sharply over the next five years, suffering from the unfortunate stock hike and lack of internal commitment. We can forecast a great period of economic decline, coupled with the collapse of the Second Overall Budget Analysis Committee. In otherworld terms therefore, rates can steadily increase for a 10.2 flat-out failure by 2013. The GDP estimated next is will be $5.67. All other rates can be requested at source.
Produced by the Lovely Ministry of Information, Central Headquarters Division. We look forward to the 07/8 Fiscal Year.
[edit] Facts
- over 87% of Lovelys population are alcoholics. This is celebrated with an annual invasion of Eel Pie Island where everyone runs around the island until they get bored and then piss off down the Pub.
[edit] Famous Quotes
“What a bunch of wierdos”
~ The Space Pope on Citizens of Lovely
“What's an alchoholic?”
~ Captain Oblivious on Lovely Pastimes
[edit] See Also
- Pub - Main pastime of citizens
- Alcoholic
- Micronation - What Lovely is
- Ebay - Main Importer/exporter
- Mr. T - Wannabe citizen
- Chuck Norris - Mascot
- Brian Boitano - Honorary Citizen
- Military - Something Lovely doesn't have
