MCD

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[edit] Marble Cheeks Disease

"Many poor unfortunate souls suffer from MCD...but that's not how I roll." Oscar Wilde on his personal absense of altogether being an unfortunate soul.

"Oscar, could you please take my IV out of your nostril?"

Morgan Itsin, MCD sufferer.

MCD, or Marble Cheeks Disease, is a commonly known disease that originates by putting marbles in one's cheeks. This is one of the many diseases invented by Marlon Brando in the early seventies, among them being chlamydia and death.

[edit] Lasting Affects of MCD

The most common origin of MCD is the act of putting marbles in one's mouth in order to emulate Marlon Brando's character, Don Vito Corleone in the 1972 film The Godfather. However, it has been proven that 4 out of 6 of all MCD sufferers have never seen the film, and greater still have not even heard of Marlon Brando.

Lasting affects of this disease include swelling of the jaw, developing hedonistic and tyrranical tendencies, swearing Sicilian vendettas and in some cases, loss of cheeks.

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