MC Lamchop
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“Ra ra, vely nice, vely nice, yes.”
~ Oscar Wilde on MC Lamchop
“The sudden death of MC Lamchop is tragic. We had some very good times though.”
~ Steven Tyler on MC Lamchop's death
Sir James Paul McCartney II is a Chinese rapper born in Singapore on June 6th, 1966. He is best known for his involvement in the gangsta rap group C.W.A from 1988 to 1991 and founding death metal group Lam of God in 1983. Lamchop was forced to join the band Weisswurste and the Fat German Kid as a toddler. He is known to have a sexual fetish for trees, as well as an urge to shout "POKEMON!!!!" out loud once every two hours. His death was rumored on July 4, 2009 from a firework explosion in Mongolia. As of August 19, 2008, World Marketing had issued that MC Lamchop has sold 24 billion albums world-wide, making him the world's most successful musician.
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[edit] Life and career
Born in Singapore in 1966, Lamchop became interested in rap and the hip hop culture at a young age. In 1979, he was arrested in Bangkok for drug dealing, mostly the purple haze he kept in his locker in middle school. In 1988, he joined the C.W.A, which then broke up in 1991. Chinky-E helped Lamchop with his debut album I'm No Fun in 1993, but later died from an overdose on MSG in 1995.
Lamchop is popularly know for his death metal band Lam of God that he formed in 1983 with lead guitarist Super Zach Cotto, in which Lamchop played the drums and lead vocals. The band, however, only lasted until 1992 when Cotto and Lamchop had an argument about Yu-Gi-Oh cards. After dropping his metal band, Lamchop returned to his childhood passion of rap. Lamchop's lack of devotion to Lam of God was due to the fact that he was still recording with C.W.A up until 1991.
After Lamchop left Lam of God he returned to his solo career and his life with Weisswurste and the Fat German Kid, a band straight out of the depths of Hell he was forced to join as a toddler.
MC Lamchop was reported dead on July 4, 2009 due to an explosion from a firework during his Mongolian Klown II tour in Mongolia. He later returned to Berlin on August 9 and announced he had went to bible school for the Summer, ending the rumors of his death.
Mongolian Klown II, the follow-up to 1996's Funny Like a Mongolian Klown, is slated for release this Christmas. Lamchop has said in interviews that this will be his final album, and that he will be spending more time on Lam of God and Weisswurste.
Lam of God and all of its original members reunited in 2006 to produce more albums. They released King Machado III in 2008, and went on tour across Asia. Lead guitarist Super Zach Cotto has stated in recent interviews that the band will be releasing a new album in 2010. Bassist Blonde Bernie has stated that War on Africa will be released early next year.
[edit] Discography (as Lam of God)
- Death By 10,000 Grains of Rice (1983)
- The Tree Falls Here (1984)
- The Goat Blood Conspiracy (Live) (1986)
- LamSanity (1986)
- Immortal Cotto (1987)
- Mongolia ATTACK!! (1987)
- Cotto Influenza (1989)
- Cotto Influenza II (1990)
- ****! The C.W.A. (Attack album toward C.W.A) (1992)
- King Machado III (2008)
- War on Africa: Tour of Indonesia (2010)
[edit] Discography (as MC Lamchop)
- I'm No Fun (1993)
- Bwong! (Mixtape) (1993)
- Treehugger (1995)
- Funny Like a Mongolian Klown (1996)
- Little World, Big People (Diss tape to King Machado, who supposedly got fat off of Lamchop's fast food chain, Chinese Gangsters) (1996)
- Taiwan Ain't See Me Comin' (1999)
- Treehugger II (2003)
- Super-sized Burgers Result in Super-sized Belly (King Machado Diss Part II) (2005)
- Treehugger III (2006)
- Lamanoid (2007)
- Lam-o-licious (2007)
- Like Eatin' Chinese Duck (Mixtape) (2008)
- Noodleface (Debut rock album) (2008)
- Katamari Damacy (2008, announced in 1994)
- Mongolian Klown II (2009)
[edit] See Also
- C.W.A
- Weisswurste and the Fat German Kid
- Lamcore Vendetta
- The Ghey
- Rap
- Chinese Democracy
- China
- Singapore
- Communism
