MIDNA

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“I'm not paying child support.”

~ Oscar Wilde on MIDNA's pregnancy.

“I tried running, but she followed me everywhere, just like a shadow.”

~ Link on MIDNA raping him.

A jailbait shadow bitch who whips Link like there's no tomorrow. She also enjoys yiff. Despite having the floating blue-and-black body of an eight year old, Midna is pregnant. It has been suggested that the father is furry Link, but everyone knows it's actually Ooccoo's child.

[edit] History

Born to Tingle and Hillary Clinton, MIDNA is princess of the Pwini people, a dying race due to the lack of members that are not inbred. MIDNA was sent to Hyrule to bring some new blood into the Pwini gene pool. Being a deformned child, MIDNA was forced to resort to rape in order to gain the children her people needed in order to save themselves from becoming no better than common hillbillies. Despite the fact that almsot all Pwini people have been turned into tentacle monsters, thier inbred genes still radiate stupidity, allowing them to be pwned by a furry.

[edit] Children

MIDNA, not knowing that hers are a people that can not carry the children of more than one other at a time, went around Hyrule jumping anything she could get her glowing mits into. Unfortuanetly, her first fling with Ooccoo resulted in conception. Not knowing that, MIDNA countinued her hunt for new genes. She was entering her second semester when she first met Link, who at the time, was into furry. Being much more open than you, MIDNA was not turned off by this and made him her bitch, both in bed and in battle. As furry Link defeated enemies across the land, MIDNA tested the remains for any genetic material they may have had on them. After accepting that all bodies dissapear after they die, MIDNA changed her tactics to trying to impregnating others. After turning into a giant spider, MIDNA impregnated Over 9000 hyrulians with her spider cum and left, vowing to return to retrieve her children later.

[edit] Notable Mates of MIDNA

As mentioned earlier, MIDNA copulated with many during her brief period in Hyrule. Because no one has the attention span to list everyone raped/impregnated by MIDNA. Here are the notables:

• Link
• Furry Link
• Tingle
• That ginger kid
• That Guy
• Ooccoo
• Oscar Wilde
• Hillary Clinton
• Lelouch
• Lord Jabu-Jabu
• Odin
• Charles zi Britannia
• Xerxes
• You
• Redeads
• Mario
• Zelda for the sake of shitty/ugly yuri
• Your Mom
• And numerous fetuses everywhere

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