Massachusetts Institute Of Technology
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| Massachusetts Institute of Technology | |
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| Motto | Arbeit Macht Frei |
| Established | 1861 |
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| School type | Private |
| President | Richard Feynman, who is really from Caltech. |
| Location | Cambridge, MA., U.S. |
| Campus | Urban, 2 parsecs (9,250,006 yd²) |
| Enrollment | {{{enrolled}}}, {{{graduates}}} |
| Endowment | €9.8 trillion Euros |
| Faculty | 16,384 |
| Mascot | Beavers |
Well MIT is the best school in the world. Because not everybody can get into MIT. Well SAAD did. Unfortunately, most MIT alumni regret their decision, because only after enrolling did they realize that Caltech is so much better.
This article was written by an MIT alumni.
