MOSFET transistor

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The parts of the MOSFET

A MOSFET transistor is a piece of circuitry that gates the capacitor according to input from the inductive rod. The first MOSFET was created by Benjamin Franklin to connect his xbox to his telegraph.


The MOSFET transistor was invented by an AT&T engineer named D. Baggerson on the 6th day of creation alongside the rest of the science of Biomedical engineering. It consists of a network of wires linking the brain, the capacitor and the inductive rod, which is to be placed inside of the asshole. The structure of the MOSFET is very simple consisting of a gate receiving information from the inductive rod in a quasi anal way. Once many digital pulses are received from an inductive rod that has been heated over the critical temperature constant -(see self induction)- and the signal has been stamped by the bureaucratic nucleus of the intermediary neurone cell, the MOSFET will react by opening the cumlector-to-ejaculator channel, thus allowing the capacitor's charge to flow freely towards the antennae end of the rod.

A byte of history[edit]

Historically, the MOSFET came to replace expensive and unreliable thermionic valves that would gate the capacitor with limited accuracy and would require massive amounts of energy and very high temperatures to activate. During the beta version of humans, the lead engineer in charge of testing, Arch-angel Gabriel, oversaw humans personally and noted that the capacitor discharge system tended to overheat and that its massive energy requirements would exhaust humans trying to benefit from that particular system. Gabriel's report, carefully filed in Heaven's Archives -a copy of which can be found (sic) in the library of congress- also goes on to state that in a number of cases human subjects would spontaneously combust at the high temperatures developed by the faultiest of the 20% tolerance capacitors built for testing purposes.

As a reaction, Guy invented semi-conductors and applied them in MOSFET technology. The complexity of the semi-conductor MOSFETs that humans are equipped with was enough to send Gabriel and most of the testing engineering team to hospital with severe stroke after God tried to explain the basic theory to Gabriel in a series of 6 lectures. The bravest ones lasted up to the end of the session and were then solemnly transported straight into their graves. A by-product of MOSFET technology was the invention of doping. Initially it was used to boost the efficiency of MOSFETS, but later on highly competitive electrons took advantage of the technology and doped themselves for a medal at the greatest electron athletic event, the Olympic games that take place every 4 milliseconds.

Nobel Prize[edit]

MOSFET inventor Benjamin Franklin was nominated 5 times for a Nobel prize. 4 of these nominations were for the invention of MOSFET in the categories physics, chemistry, peace and Best supporting scientist. Franklin did not end up winning any of the prizes that year loosing to Nelson Mandela in the peace category by a very narrow margin. One of the judges was later quoted saying that "[franklin's] achievement was great but he has already been awarded the peace prize for an almost identical idea" referring to Ben's peace prize for the invention of the baby wipes.

The disappointment at the loss of the Nobel prize for what he considered his greatest contribution to humanity is considered by many to be the key elements that led to Benjie's suicide bombing at the opera 3 years later. The bomb's EMP was amplified using 5 prototype MOSFET transistors.

The Quotable MOSFET[edit]

MOSFETS have even attracted quotes:

“My sharp dagger shall bring gruesome and cruel death to the bastard who wired my MOSFET!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mosfets
“Men think with their MOSFETS”
~ Emily Pankhurst on Men
“Thou shall have a MOSFET, and control thy dick”
~ God on a seminar on MOSFETS for the first humans