“They're nice and soft to the touch. But is depends on where you touch them.”
“The tools of MoreHammered”
“In Soviet Russia, machine guns kill YOU!!”
“That's what they're meant to do.”
Explodes on impact and when touched by water. Is of both genders, yet has one single reproductive -PENIS!-... no, organ. -ORGASM!- Bob if you could stop interrupting, go back to the deepest and darkest corner of my imagination I'm trying to take over uncyclopedia and use it as a blog for my own purpo...
Let's continue IAMCON'S PERSONILISED TOUR OF MACHINE GUNS!!!!!!!!!
Problems with Rain in Afghanistan
When it rains over the black hole, which it does a lot due to the long clouds with the knobs at one end being attracted to the black hole, there is a complete and utter chaos. This chaos is caused by a Runescape n00b mining to much rune essence, using his chaos talisman and forgetting to mend the hole in the bottom of his backpack. This, in turn, creates a domino effect. Someone random rolls 3 6's with 3 dice, a ginormous trapdoor opens up, everything falls screaming into the pit of lava at the bottom, the trapdoor closes and then falls into the pit of lava itself after its cheap, plastic, made in china hinges break. After that minor change happens and a single technical difficulty is repaired the machine guns, upon contact with the rain, start rusting revealing the explosive inside them. I once got a bit too close and died. The explosive then creates a sound like Zeeky Boogy Doog and explodes in an explosion as explosive as a highly explosive explosive.
Fashioned and forged by ancient and now fugitive dwarves of the Mines of Moria now flooded and commonly called Mars. Made with the same quality of products made in china. Then in its first stage it grows a pin-trigger (not pictured). Next it grows a magazine and its trigger grows longer. A head starts growing and the trigger is at its max. Sold to terrorists through blackbay for non existent amounts of fake cash. Shoved into a forge which extends all the way to Mars.
sex with other guns
How to tell the different sexes apart
There can be only one.
How it eats
What is its habitat
I told you before! Afghanistan!
None. I’m getting sick of this animal species template so this is the end of IAMCON'S PERSONILISED TOUR OF MACHINE GUNS!!!!!1!!!
Look, I’m not even going to write anything here.
Finally, the end!