Magick numbers (wooooo)
Note that magick numbers (wooooo) must have the (wooooo) attached to it, which must be held for a total of 5 beats. Waving the fingers as if casting a spell is also helpful.
Famous magick numbers (wooooo)
- Σ, commonly mistaken for a function (summation), is actually the magick number (wooooo) siğma-oid, a Turkish (not Greek) number used to make every other value on the page ever equal to -0 (see later).
- Ψ is a number that makes the value of everything on that page ever equal 0 and hence take up water by osmosis forever. (note this is different from -0 - -0 is smaller than itself, whereas +0 is bigger than itself).
- Log also commonly confused for a function, is a magick number (wooooo) that can tell you the amount of deforestation the maths textbook you are reading from has caused. It is often misused by environmentalists.
A note about zero
0 is not the same as -0. This is shown by the formula:
0 - -0 = Log + Σ
if this is factorised:
0 (1 - -1) = Log + Σ
This can then be cancelled to:
1 - -1 + Lg + Σ
In 2007, Rhuan mistakenly drew his axes wrong on a graph, replacing the x with the y, and drawing them right-to-left (which implied that 1 < -1. Daryush saw this and analysed this page with a EEG, which led to the creation of the newest magick number (wooooo). This takes the form ♄, after Saturn, Daryush's leading planet.
Much research has gone into discovering new magick numbers (wooooo) for anti-Rhuan purposes.