Mail Carrier

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August 22, 2019 at 02:42

Orc Mail Carrier (Face edited to be made unrecognizable)

Orc mail carriers carry the post in World of Warcraft. Post can be used to transfer money & items between the three factions, but Orc Mail carriers only work between Alliance and Horde. Orc Mail Carriers often steal items that they are carrying, or swap them for weak weapons such as the Hand of Ragnaros, the weakest weapon in World of Warcraft. They sell the items and use the money to build altars for their god, Crazy Frog.

Orc Mail carriers can often be spotted napping while on duty, or sipping coffee in the local tavern. That's the main reason why postal service in World Of Warcraft is so slow.

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