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In the news New safe ammo dampens gun debate (Pictured) A surprise announcement from Keith Richards is surprising UFO and Godzilla approach London. Everyone wants in on the physical Cliff Iran welcomes 2013 with several bangs Life as orphans better than life in America says Russia. The 'Berlusconi Effect plagues Italian women The internet named the most wasted invention of all time Redneck defends guns and Kwanzaa 'Make Me Gay' app debate heats up Small town is crazy about NRA idea Heavily bearded man feels snubbed at party Elephant beaten to death with grandmother Thatcher's second heart to lead her to re-election? Man uses potatoes to test wi-fi Adam Lanza Death Toll over 30,000 per day On this day... July 19: Swallows Return (Capistrano), Great Cat Feast (also Capistrano), Ice Age ends. 1545 - The Tudor warship Mary Rose sinks off Portsmouth, after leaving an outer porthole ajar in a storm. 1553 - Jean Grey (pictured) is replaced as Phoenix by Queen Mary, after holding that title for just nine days. 1870 – France declares war on Chef Boyardee, starting the Franco-American War. 1877 - 1st Wimbledon Tennis Championship is held, oddly enough, in Hoboken, New Jersey. 1989 - STACEY CHIN'S Birthday and Another attempt made by Paolo for a unique birthday message. 1992 - Actor Luke Perry reches the height of his celebrity and records a world-record 18 public service announcements in one day. 1993 - Award-winning author Rod Jensen publishes his work So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) to great success. 2622 - Time Machines are invented, and history is re-written. All the above is rendered possibly false.

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