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In the news Donald Trump tells Republican candidates: You're fired! US, Turkey agree to complicate IS situation Rising cost of elder care forcing more families back together Pluto is disappointingly predictable (pictured) OMG did you see George Osborne writes for UnNews? George Osbourne: help us reform the welfare state Military drills will come to your town soon Neil Young takes music off Spotify Buckingham Palace: we were all Nazis back then Hot dogs are choking hazards; your whore mother is dead How our porn tastes have changed Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life Cats support Trump for president File:LLL On this day... March 2: International Kill a Cartoon Character Day 2300 BC - Barbara Walters begins murdering the Rice Crispy boys. 303 BC - Europe created after God kills Mickey Mouse. 69 - A surprisingly unproductive year. 1898 - Heaven is created after God got drunk and Killed Tony the Tiger. 1901 - Heaven is finally accepted as a member of the United Nations, just three years after Tony's death. 1902 - Nietzsche Kills the Trix Rabbit 1912 - Chip and Dale get killed in auto-accident 1945 - Chuck Norris kills Wile E. Coyote. 1956 - Stephen Hawking kills Optimus Prime, who snapped his spinal cord. 1973 - Bob the Builder is killed by Patrick Stewart in freak dodgeball accident. 1984 - Gorby names March 2 the "Saddest day ever". 1985 - New Kids on the Block kill Fat Albert. 1986 - USC running back Reggie Bush born kills a cartoon football 1992 - This is the day that I killed Kenny (You bastard!) 1996 - Sylvester Stallone kills Sylvester the Cat for name rights. 1999 - Disney Cartoon Characters are murdered by more favored Anime Fans. 2001 - President Bush's War on Spongebob begins, Carpet Bombing of Bikini Bottom Begins. 2004 - Blacks kill the most beloved Cartoon Character ever: "Kue Killer Klam" 2007 - Master chief takes off his helmet, the arbiter kills the admiral out of shock then, in the hopes of erasing a face that looks like a collapsed lung uses the halos and does the nut bush city limits 2008 - Popeye dies of typhoid fever after being poisoned by Salmonella bacteria found on Spinach 2010 - Sam I Am chokes on his Green Eggs and Ham.

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