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  • ...that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?"
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  • ...that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
  • ...that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?

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February 21: Rearlee rong spelin dai (Amerika, Cannerderr and Grate Britten)
  • 1769 - Ozzy Osbourne bourne.
  • 1873 - 1337, 7h3 wr0ng 5p3111ng, app3ar5.
  • 1895 - Wyoming and Collorado jion together as one state.
  • 1904 - Art Deco is born in Grand Rapids, Michigan to Dick and Deena Deco.
  • 1919 - Wurst fowl-up of pealed bore eight buy sum-won who's grandma wee warship like yawl due ware yew mite in whales.
  • 1933 - Hiter beeganz kanzer warr.
  • 1936 - Grey becoumes everyoune's favourite colour
  • 1976 - Vetanam conkered bye Amerikan Arme.
  • 2000 - Some adventurous Uncyclopedian makes a 'Selected Anniversaries' entry which is grammatically perfect, using proper English and without spelling mistakes; his reasoning being that just because something is not true, it does not mean that it has to be nonsensical.
  • 2004 - Mexican becomes official language of California.
  • 2006 - So I herd u liek Mudkip.
  • 2007 - Amerikass fayveryte brekfirst beecums "Scramah egg, baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy"
  • 2008 - Chiknees peple dye becuz of ratz yer.

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