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February 20:Twenty / Twenny / 7uun3d dispute day.
  • 11-twenty: Twenty is the commonly accepted spelling of the word pronounced 20.
  • 12-twenny: Twenny is da commonly Xepted spellin of 20.
  • 13-7uun3d: U h4u3 733n 7uun3d!
  • 14-20: People decide to spell twenty twenny 7uun3d 20 as '20'.
  • 15-twenty - 16-twenny - 17-7wn3d: Disputes abowt 20 have been pwn3d by God.
  • 20-20: hindsight is twenny 7uun3d
  • 7uun3d-f1r57 (3n7ury: 1337 15 7h3 n4710n41 14n9u493 0f 34r7h, 50 '7uun3d' 15 7h3 (0rr3(7 593111n9 0f '20'.
  • 2003: In the honour of twenty, the Twenty20 cricket form has been introduced.

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