Main Page

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search
Welcome to Uncyclopedia,
the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
45,891 articles in English

Beginner's Guide · The Big Five · Style · Questions · Help · Donations

Categories · Featured content · A–Z index

Today's Featured Article -

Recently featured:

Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 1.9.0 : Warning: No results.

Yesterday's Featured Article -

Featured today, a long long time ago

Featured.png Tour de France, featured on 24 January 2014. See the featured version.
Gerard Way, featured on 24 January 2013. See the featured version.
David Brubeck, featured on 24 January 2013. See the featured version.
Lawn mowers, featured on 24 January 2012. See the featured version.
Todd Palin, featured on 24 January 2011. See the featured version.
José Mourinho, featured on 24 January 2010. See the featured version.
Jose Mourinho, featured on 24 January 2010. See the featured version.
Brothel, featured on 24 January 2009. See the featured version.
Pacific War, featured on 24 January 2008. See the featured version.

Did you know...

Sumoworkout.JPG

In the news

Safety-blanks.jpg
  • Life as orphans better than life in America says Russia.

On this day...

January 24: Plain Text Day
  • - Chuck Norris spontaneously comes into existence.
  • 0 - The first plain text message was decoded.
  • 41 - Caligula killed for textstalking people on his Boost Mobile.
  • 1337 - Not celebrated this year because everything was done in Leet text.
  • 1338 - =|> ASCII art kills itself <|=
  • 1563 - John Pepys records his shorthand diary.
  • 1838 - Samuel Morse demonstrated the first plain text telegraph browser.
  • 1878 - The first typewriter is invented, powered by Intel Core i16, having 160 GB of RAM and 600 TB SSD storage.
  • 1879 - The WWW is invented for the said typewriter.
  • 1880 - World of Warcraft, a text based MMORPG becomes the most played online game on the typewriter.
  • 1838 - Courier New fucks Times New Roman.
  • 1995 - The OJ Simpson jury delivers a verdict in plain text.
  • 2006 - Snakes on a Plain Text Day.
  • 2007 - I fucking hate plain bagels!
  • 2008 - Slavo-Indo-Chinese Buddhist Mujahadeen take over the entire Eastern Hemisphere and wage continental wars against the peoples of Antarctica.
  • 2012 - The final half of the Bible was written in plain text. It clearly showed, through the application of logic, that God was infact a three headed football.

Today's featured picture

TomHanksProskater4.jpg

Tom Hanks' love of extreme sports generated his venture into the games market, with such classics such as the Tom Hanks' Proskater series, Joe vs the Volcano II and Philadelphia.

Image Credit: Mhaille
Vote on this image - Nominate new image - View all featured images

Recent Articles

Generic Dog | The Fundamentalist Church of Megan Fox | Hipster | Muffin the Mule | Battle of Trafalgar | Hmor | Eugene Ionesco | London Beer Flood | Lingerie | AdventureQuest | Lasagne | Julian Assange | Not-So-Intelligent Design | UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist | Disney | Peacock | Alternative legal systems | HowTo:Scar your children for life | Sturgeon | Beta Fish | Cafeteria food | GameSpot | Simon Cowell | Citizens United | Mountain Dew | Sustainability | White-haired Asian Scientist | Ben Affleck | Rocks (rw) | Fancy |


More recent articles | Most wanted pages | Articles to fix | Add to stubs | Lonely pages | Pee Review | Try writing about...

Uncyclopedia's sista projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.
UnNews Logo Potato (No text).png UnNews
The news source on crack
Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia
The content-free encyclopedia
Undictionary Undictionary
The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
UnTunes UnTunes
Where noisy things can live and prosper
Game-Logo notext.png Games
Another way to waste time
Gorillatrans.gif HowTo
Instructions and guides for anything and everything
UnBooks UnBooks
Content-free books
Unquotable Unquotable
Useless misquotes galore
Uncycloversity Uncycloversity
If it makes sense, we don't want it
UnPoetia UnPoetia
Poetry for people who hate poetry
Undebate logo.svg UnDebate
Debating all the irrelevant issues
UnScripts UnScripts
We can ruin stage and film too
Why.svg Why?
Don't make me explain it to you twice
UnReviewsLogo.png UnReviews
We'll tell you why things suck
Uncyclomedia Commons notext.png UnCommons
Broken media repository


Uncyclopedia Languages

The original Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains just under 30,000 articles. This mirror Uncyclopedia contains 45,891 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages:
United Kingdom
Uncyclopedia
English
United Kingdom

30649

Desciclopédia
Português
Brazil

35457

アンサイクロペディア
日本語
Japan

16220

Nonsensopedia
Polski
Poland
Wikia

20323

Nonciclopedia
Italiano
Italy
Wikia

12328

Italy
France
Désencyclopédie
Français
France
Wikia

7257

Inciclopedia
Español
Spain
Wikia

8775

偽基百科
正體中文
Taiwan

5328

Uncyclopedia.de
Deutsch
Germany
Wikia

5520

Hikipedia
Suomi
Finland

6804

Finland
Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on

August 12, 2011.

Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.

Potatohead aqua.png Featured Article  (read another featured article) Featured version: 1 April 2008
This article has been featured on the front page. — You can vote for or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH.
Template:FA/01 April 2008Template:FA/2008
Personal tools
View and edit namespaces data

Variants
Actions
Navigation
on Uncyclopedia
Community
participate
Toolbox
In other languages