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Did you know...
- ...that the classic fairy tale Hansel and Gretel was blamed for hundreds of accidental deaths involving elderly women being pushed into ovens by children? (pictured)
- ...that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
- ...that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
- ...that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
- ...that I am a schizophrenic?
- ...and so am I?
- ...me too?
- ...shut up Frank, you're not even supposed to be here today.
- ...that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
- ...that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
In the news
- Life as orphans better than life in America says Russia.
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