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Did you know...
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- ...that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ...that on 3 July 2007, millions of pious Christians were partially Raptured into Heaven, piece by piece?
- ...that I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year?
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In the news
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- Singer Natalie Merchant receives invitation to join the famous Muzak Hall of Fame.
- Greece is turning Chinese after being found abandoned in junk yard
- Joint American-Mexican task force close down cross border bogus Lesbian pipeline.
- Pro-choice group demands right to carry outpost natal abortions.
- Controversial summer camp offers to turn kids into alcoholics to help future beer sales
- California's yachting teen Abby Winters finds it helps to be young and sexy in rescue drama
- The Solar System warns Earth it is in danger of becoming an economic basket case
- Miley Cyrus neglects to wear pants, sends thousands of Americans to prison
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On this day...
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September 9: Day of the Truffles Triffids
- 9 Cirno is born.
- 1000 - During the Battle of Svolder, King Olaf I of Norway falls overboard and disappears into the Baltic Sea. He is not seen again until Olaf II: Electric Boogaloo is released on video later that year.
- 1087 - William the Conqueror dies. About time, too.
- 1312 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
- 1313 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
- 1405 - The world's first soda siphon goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
- 1828 - Leo Tolstoy is born. How boring is that?
- 1839 - John Herschel takes the first glass plate photograph. Later photographs are of a glass cup, glass saucer, and a glass eye.
- 1850 - California is admitted into the USA.
- 1944 - Bulgaria is
occupied liberated by Soviet troops.
- 1967 - The spork is invented.
- 1969 - No rioting in Paris. Rioting ensues.
- 1976 - Mao Tse Tung passes away; sadly his dream of murdering more of his own people than Stalin is left unrealized.
- 1988 - In the most intense fighting of the GI Joe-Transformers War, the Autobot-Joe Alliance and Union of Decepticon and Cobra Forces see heavy casualties in the Battle of the Backyard.
- 2009 - Being the 9/9/09, and upside down Satan appeared, only to shorty die of spinal injuries.
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| Colonization of the Week
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For the glory of her majesty Help us clear the ivy of crap, and plant the seeds of humour.
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