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In the news Donald Trump tells Republican candidates: You're fired! US, Turkey agree to complicate IS situation Rising cost of elder care forcing more families back together Pluto is disappointingly predictable (pictured) OMG did you see George Osborne writes for UnNews? George Osbourne: help us reform the welfare state Military drills will come to your town soon Neil Young takes music off Spotify Buckingham Palace: we were all Nazis back then Hot dogs are choking hazards; your whore mother is dead How our porn tastes have changed Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life Cats support Trump for president File:LLL On this day... August 16: Kansai Day (Japan) 70,000,000 B.C. - First Gozan Okuribi festival (meaning "bloody great flaming kanji") held in Kyoto. 40,000 B.C. - Takoyaki invented. 1950 - Kyoto, Osaka and Kobe form the Keihanshin conglomerate after being liberated from their evil oppressors. 1973 - Kansai officially enters the Kaiju League of Japan with two contestants (Entei and Glico Man) 1984 - Governor of Tokyo makes stealth attacks on Kansai under the alias The Monster with 21 Faces. 2007 - Osaka scientists find out how to make a robot that solves a Rubik's Cube. World breathes sigh of relief. 2200 - Kansai secedes from the rest of Japan. Chugoku, Shikoku, and Kyushu shortly follow. This leads to the Tozaikan War. 2207 - Kansai wins the Tozaikan War by planting proximity takoyaki around Tokyo. Kanto surrenders on November 1 of the same year. 3000 - Osaka declared capital of the world.

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