Main Page

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Welcome to Uncyclopedia,
the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
46,515 articles in English

Beginner's Guide · The Big Five · Style · Questions · Help · Donations

Categories · Featured content · A–Z index

Today's Featured Article - Ceiling Cat

Recently featured:

Yesterday's Featured Article -

Featured today, a long long time ago

Featured.png

Did you know...

Pennylamp2.jpg
  • ...that Pennywise the Clown wants to entertain you? (pictured)
  • ...that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
  • ...that there is no other word for thesaurus?
  • ...that the life of Jesus Christ contains many allusions to Superman?
  • ...that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
  • ...that a broken clock is correct twice a day?
  • ...that this statement is not not not not not not not not not not not possibly confusing to no one somewhere right now?

In the news

PlutoInColor.jpg


















File:LLL

On this day...

Oday.gif

October 2: Orgasm Day

  • 1835 - The Texas Revolution begins where the Mexican soldiers attempt to disarm the people of Gonzales, Texas to stop them reaching orgasm, but encounter stiff resistance from a hastily assembled pornography stockpile.
  • 1870 - The Great Tomato War begins
  • 1876 - Six women are killed in test of first steam-powered vibrator. It's inventor, Havelock Schtumpf, is never seen again.
  • 1889 - In Colorado, Nicholas Creede strikes it rich during the last great orgasm boom of the American old west.
  • 1919 - US President Woodrow Wilson reaches orgasm and suffers a massive stroke, leaving him partially paralyzed.
  • 1924 - The Geneva Protocol is adopted as a means to strengthen the length of male orgasm.
  • 1949 - 500,000 male steel workers win improved retirement benefits, orgasms.
  • 1956 - The beginning of the great orgasm shortage.
  • 1966 - The orgasm shortage ends, around 2 billion people all orgasm at the same time, vibrating the earth closer to the sun by around 500 miles. Scientists predict a slow and steady increase in global temperature.
  • 1985 - I invent the orgasm. Repeatedly. With your mom.
  • 1986 - Your Mum jokes get old. Again.
  • 1995 - Someone in Paris orgasms. Rioting ensues.
  • 1996 - Furbies debut, eating the souls of the overpriveledged.
  • 2013 - Chuck Norris orgasms, man is wiped out.
  • 1995 - The name Pearson Declared manliest name in the known universe

Recent Articles

Generic Dog | The Fundamentalist Church of Megan Fox | Hipster | Muffin the Mule | Battle of Trafalgar | Hmor | Eugene Ionesco | London Beer Flood | Lingerie | AdventureQuest | Lasagne | Julian Assange | Not-So-Intelligent Design | UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist | Disney | Peacock | Alternative legal systems | HowTo:Scar your children for life | Sturgeon | Beta Fish | Cafeteria food | GameSpot | Simon Cowell | Citizens United | Mountain Dew | Sustainability | White-haired Asian Scientist | Ben Affleck | Rocks (rw) | Fancy |


More recent articles | Most wanted pages | List of featured articles | Articles to fix | Add to stubs | Lonely pages | Pee Review | Try writing about...

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.
UnNews Logo Potato (No text).png UnNews
The news source on crack
Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia
The content-free encyclopedia
Undictionary Undictionary
The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
UnTunes UnTunes
Where noisy things can live and prosper
Game-Logo notext.png Games
Another way to waste time
Gorillatrans.gif HowTo
Instructions and guides for anything and everything
UnBooks UnBooks
Content-free books
Unquotable Unquotable
Useless misquotes galore
Uncycloversity Uncycloversity
If it makes sense, we don't want it
UnPoetia UnPoetia
Poetry for people who hate poetry
Undebate logo.svg UnDebate
Debating all the irrelevant issues
UnScripts UnScripts
We can ruin stage and film too
Why.svg Why?
Don't make me explain it to you twice
UnReviewsLogo.png UnReviews
We'll tell you why things suck
Uncyclomedia Commons notext.png UnCommons
Broken media repository


The original Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 32209 articles. This mirror Uncyclopedia contains 46,515 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages:
United Kingdom
Uncyclopedia
English
United Kingdom
32209
Desciclopédia
Português
Brazil
55795
アンサイクロペディア
日本語
Japan
20690
Nonsensopedia
Polski
Poland
18332
Nonciclopedia
Italiano
Italy
14881
Italy
France
Désencyclopédie
Français
France
10060
Inciclopedia
Español
Spain
5732
偽基百科
正體中文
Taiwan
6672
Uncyclopedia.de
Deutsch
Germany
24
Hikipedia
Suomi
Finland
8014
Finland
Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on June 14, 2019.


Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.

Potatohead aqua.png Featured Article  (read another featured article) Featured version: 1 April 2008
This article has been featured on the front page. — You can vote for or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH.
Template:FA/01 April 2008Template:FA/2008