Mali
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| Motto: "I am the Walrus, coo coo ca choo" | |||||
| Anthem: Dreadlock Holiday - 10cc | |||||
| Capital | Ali Berber | ||||
| Largest city | Timbuktu | ||||
| Official languages | Incomprehensible | ||||
| Government | totalitarian | ||||
| Thoroughly Decent Chap-meister | louis xvi | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Mamady Sidibe | ||||
| Declaration of Formation | 1066 | ||||
| Currency | Baked Goods | ||||
| Religion | Jizzlam | ||||
Mali, known to its mates as Mal-Mals, is a common Myth taught to children at a young age. It is infact a mishelf belief that such a country exists, but the Myth is so widespread it is accepted as fact, even going so far as to have supposed residents.
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[edit] Origin
Mali was made up by a Nurse in the Crimean War, although rumours it was Florence Nightingale are so far unfounded. Details over the years have become somewhat hazy and blurred, hence such widely varying stories as it being a former member of the Yugoslav Republc, and the often quoted mistruth that Hitler ordered troops to invade it and purge it of people with mild asthma.
[edit] History and Politics
Mali is the Bomb... It start by 2 gangsters from the west coast. Who came to pimp it up;. they found gold, silver platinum, they started ,making grillz, and other bling bling. They had so much blings.. that they started giving it out for free, an they met with these sexy hot ladies.. and they started making babbies... and the population grew and grew... everybody in mali where bling blings only.. the king of mali is called prezi bling bling.... the prim minister is called supa drug smuggler.....Malaian women are steaming hot.. they got big asses more than beyonce and ghislaine. A law was passed on that malian women should wear only mini skirts and thongs... if not they shall be sevearly punished by givin a blow job to mr president and his staff. The current president is called Amadou Traore... This guy is such a pimp with his HOmies ludwe and on.........He can screw any girl he wants any time any where. Mali has to much bling bling even there houses is made out of bling bling..... In Mali they have a contest of the best male in bed and the best female whore... The winner gets a 100 tonns of condoms. and he shall be granted a doggie style by any woman he desires. Mali is bling It also was started by two Medieval drug runners. They fucked hot chicks and made the gangsters he was talking 'bout, dawg! Yeah, bitch!
[edit] Economy
Mali's economy under the enigmatic Chancellor Trevor McDonald has performed remarkably. Mali is known for its fantastic Baked Goods, both savouries and sweets, and McDonald has harnessed this to see international trade flourish. However, critics have argued that a false picture is painted of the economy, owing to the fact that the country is fictional and therefore can publish accounts to say very much anything. However, this is widely viewed as an over-zealous view.
[edit] Sporting Prowess
Having won the inaugral world cup of Basinball, a sport admittedly known only to the pages of Mali, Mali has launched an audacious bid for the Rugby World Cup in 2015. Rival in their bid New Zealand has pointed to Mali's lack of Stadiums, population and existence as low points, but Mali remain confident in their bid. They have recently made applications to take part in the 2010 Football World Cup and the 2012 London Olympics, again the same issues about existence and suchlike have been raised but the Malians say this will not be a problem.
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| North Africa | Algeria · Egypt · Libya · Morocco · Sudan · Tunisia · Western Sahara | 
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| West Africa | Benin · Burkina Faso · Côte d'Ivoire · Ghana · Guinea · Guinea-Bissau · Liberia · Mali · Mauritania · Niger · Nigeria · Senegal · Sierra Leone · Togo | |
| Central Africa | Angola · Cameroon · Belgium · Central African Republic · Chad · Democratic Republic of the Congo · Equatorial Guinea · Gabon · Republic of the Congo | |
| East Africa | Burundi · Djibouti · Eritrea · Ethiopia · Kenya · Madagascar · Malawi · Mauritius · Mozambique · Rwanda · Seychelles · Somalia · Tanzania · Uganda · West Kenya · Zambia · Rhodesia | |
| Southern Africa | Botswana · Lesotho · Namibia · People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata · South Africa · Swaziland · Zululand | |
| Dependencies | United Kingdom : Gibraltar · Indian Ocean Territory · Isle of Wight · Welsh Congo (Pitcairn Islands) |
