Man
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“I think that God, when creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability”
~ Oscar Wilde on men
Man In the beginning god created "woman".
The women goverend the land but god got sick of hearing complaints and fucking nagging and bitching. the only reason god allowed their existence was so he could watch them go down on each other and suck his cock when he wanted them to. God decided to create man to restore order and to put the women back in their place, which would now become what was then known as "Keptchanie" which translates into "kitchen".
Men have been known for incredible acts of pure power. Scientists believe that Women in fact created "cancer" Therehas been substanial evidence that "women" are behind most outbreaks of disease because of their jealous rage of the man and better looking women.
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[edit] Origins
Whilst "science" supposedly demonstrates that man has evolved from apes over millions of years, this theory is considered by some to be hogwash. I mean, you only have to look at an ape to know that this is ridiculous. Apes can't talk and they can't drive cars, nor can they speak English. However, the bestselling book the Bible claims that man (and woman) was created by God out of some clay. This is a much more credible claim, as is proven by the fact that millions of people in America and the Middle East believe it.
[edit] Domination of Earth
Man rose to be the dominant creature on the planet Earth mostly by hunting animals and eating them. And by building and wearing clothes. Man also invented other things to help him dominate the Earth, such as the electric light (to see in the dark); the car (to take him all over the world); the train (to carry the heavy load - monoliths, for instance) and the bullet (for the war, which comes when he meets other men who compete with him for resources or have a strongly-opposing ideology).
But it would all be nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl.
Unless he's a gay.
[edit] Manly pleasures
So what do men like? Well, most of them like women but there are some who like other men, these men are known as "da guurly-men". There are still other men who prefer the company of little boys, these men are known as "seedy".
Regardless of who they like to be with, there are some things all men like. These include beer which is so popular with men that it's found anywhere in the world in which men can be found. Another thing men like is farting; as well as finding it enjoyable, all men also find this incredibly funny and (despite what they may claim) they love the smell and will gladly push their noses up each others' asses in order to take a good sniff. They only don't do this in public because ladies might be watching and find it uncouth. Just remember, though, if you see two men together and one of them farts the other man is just aching to get his nostrils far into the other man's back-passage and inhale deeply on those methaney fumes. They also enjoy whining. They will whine over anything, even the most mundane tasks like taking out the rubbish. They are also prone to weakness and pain, crying over a cold or a stubbed toe.
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