Manc language
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A dialect of English spoken by Mancunians. Manc (also known as Scally) is exactly the same as English, except for the following rules:
- Every pair of words in a sentence is merged to create a single new word
- The first (or sometimes the last) letter of every word is dropped
- The long 'a' sound becomes a short 'a' sound
- All discussions end in violence
- All speakers must have a criminal record
It should be noted that Manc may only be spoken whilst planning criminal activity or during criminal activity.
