Manhunt 2
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Manhunt 2 is a video game made and developed by Rockstar Reykjavík in June 2007 on Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, Xbox 360, and PLAYSTATION 3. The game is mainly about killing people in the most sadistic ways ever imagined. Including crotchslashing katana's, Mind-boggling chainsaw maneuvers and killing persons by pretending to be a ghost.
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[edit] Gameplay
The majority of gameplay revolves around Token Killer-guy. Raised by poor parents in a ghetto neighbourhood he wants to take revenge on middle-class again and again and again (and again afterwards). Some doctors have noted his split personality however, changing into various persons around every 38 minutes. Examples of these personalities:
- A Jewish intellectual
- A Corrupt politician
- A Little schoolgirl
- Hitler
- A Big fat bussinesman
- A Token Killer-guy
[edit] Critiques
All over the world people rejoiced on the release of Manhunt 2. People danced naked in the streets and had unbrideled sex on the sidewalks out of sheer happiness. A number of important people on the planet also extended theire personal thoughts on the game, here is a selection of random quotes:
“Oh Wow fuck me!, This game is great!”
~ George W Bush on Manhunt 2
“Best game i've ever played, i'm prepared meet my maker to prove it.”
~ Tony Blair on Manhunt 2
“Damn this is hot shit!”
~ Prince Charles on Manhunt 2
“I don't have sex anymore since i have Manhunt 2.”
~ Bill Gates on Manhunt 2
“Recommended for parents who want to buy a fun game for theire kids.”
~ Jack Thompson on Manhunt 2
[edit] Ways to kill someone
There are +1002 ways to kill someone in this game, here are the most brutal ones.
- Put a bullet in the victims forehead. (an old classic)
- Forcing the victims suicide by guilotine.
- Let the victim eat 20 Oranges and sew up his ass.
- Force the victim to edit Wikipedia-articles truthfully.
- Tie the victims shoelaces while he tries to walk on the edge of a volcano.
- Deny the victim acces to Uncyclopedia.
- Put the victim in a dvd-burner.
