Manuel Fraga
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“Fraga is eternal. Fraga is all-powerful. Fraga IS.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Manuel Fraga
Famous Mexican-galician politician, Fidel Castro's secret brother. Belongs to an unknown species of dinosaur. He is claimed to be the last standing dinosaur on Earth and the older brother of Raptor Jesus. A.K.A. "FraGazilla", "Fragasaur", "Fagasaur".
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[edit] Early Youth
See Big Bang.
[edit] Adolescence
He couldn't help falling in love with Franco, as they shared the same passion for killing and eating little wild pigs in Spain. When there were no more little wild pigs in Spain he fell in a deep depression and found whole new meaning to his life in sinking boats of all sizes and shapes.
[edit] Not so early youth
Archaeologists have found him to be the longest living being in Southern Milky Way, supposedly some kind of dinosaur "FRAGASAUR". He actively participated in massive extintions and some minor glaciations. Also, Fraga is suspected to be the creator of Egypt's pyramids.
[edit] Almost Contemporary Fraga
Fraga was bitten by a radioactive U.S. bomb in the Galician beach of Malpica. Since then he has obtained superpowers and vowed to use them to build a world-conquering army of mutant bagpipers who will bore everyone on Earth to death. His lieutenant is the evil Hevia the Electric Bagpiper
[edit] Contemporary Fraga
Fraga is the founder of the platform Outra vez, an organisation with the objective of repeatedly sinking oil boats in the coasts of Galiza. He has earned the accolades of all Galician people for his skillfulness at sinking boats.
Notorious for randomly threatening to gun down any ships passing the Galician coast, he is very fond of cannonballs of any size.
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