Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 17

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Napoleon I-have-a-big-part.

March 17: Sex Day (not Belgium)

  • 45 AD - Julius Caesar decides to invade the United States, but is hampered by the non-existence of the US at the time, and his untimely death 101 years previously.
  • 387 St. Patrick: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking isle!" Proceeds to rape have sex with Nicol Aydelotte, in the name of Tim Allen.
  • 1702 - Irish leprechauns were reported to be having sex on the moors.