Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 2
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March 2: International Kill a Cartoon Character Day
- 2300 BC - Barbara Walters begins murdering the Rice Crispy boys.
- 303 BC - Europe created after God kills Mickey Mouse.
- 69 - A suprisingly unproductive year.
- 1898 - Heaven is created after God got drunk and Killed Tony the Tiger.
- 1901 - Heaven is finally accepted as a member of the United Nations, just 3 years after Tonys death.
- 1902 - Nietzsche Kills the Trix Rabbit
- 1912 - Chip and Dale get killed in auto-accident
- 1933 - Tom finally catches Jerry, and says "WTF IDIOT!"
- 1945 - Chuck Norris kills Wile E. Coyote.
- 1956 - Stephen Hawking kills Optimus Prime, who snapped his spinal cord.
- 1973 - Bob the Builder is killed by Patrick Stewart in freak dodgeball accident.
- 1984 - Gorby names March 2 the "Saddest day ever".
- 1985 - New Kids on the Block kill Fat Albert.
- 1986 - USC running back Reggie Bush born kills a cartoon football
- 1992 - This is the day that I killed Kenny
- 1996 - Savester Stalone killes Savester the Cat for name rights.
- 1999 - Disney Cartoon Characters are murdered by more favorited Anime Fans.
- 2001 - President Bush's War on Spongebob begins, Carpet Bombing of Bikini Bottom Begins.
- 2004 - Blacks kill the most beloved Cartoon Character ever: "Kue Killer Klam"
- 2006 - Marie-Paule Bournival, the goddess of Bournivalism, kills the Burger King
- 2007 - Master chief takes off his helmat, the arbiter kills the admiral out of shock then, in the hopes of erasing a face that looks like a collpased lung uses the halos and does the nut bush city limits
- 2008 - Popeye dies of typhoid fever after being poisoned by Salmonella bacteria found on Spinach
- 2097 - Some nerd kills Professor Frink
- 2099 - Sam I Am Chokes on his Green Eggs and Ham
- 2100 - Everyone who edits uncyclopedia is deemed gay.
