Mario's Quest to Kazkhstan
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Mario kills Bowser...again
This brand new game, featuring Mario, takes place in Kazakhstan. He travels to Durka Durka and finds Borat who aids him on his quest to save Princess Peach. She has been captured by number 7 prostitute of all Kazakhstan, Bowser. Mario must go through 17 wrong castles, before he can reach the correct one. This game will be available for play on the Nintendo Wheeeeee. The game is divided into 10 main worlds in Kazakhstan. Once Mario reaches the 8th world, he can achieve the Master Sword! This will allow him to travel between pacific twilight zones and atlantic standard time. Once Mario reaches Bowser he will have several upgrades, such as the Chainsaw.
[edit] Faron Woods
In the first world Mario begins in a small village called Faron Woods. He soon learns that Bowser has stolen the princess again. Mario sets off on his quest in the Faron Woods destroying monkeys that have stolen the power stars. Mario must collect a total of 122 stars, to complete the first part of the game. Once Mario defeats all of the monkeys, and collects all of the stars, he must face the boss, Rafiki. Rafiki's main weapon is an explosive boomerang. Once he is defeated you get the boomerang, and a soul piece. Mario is transported out of the boss' domain with the help of a strange gnome claiming to be a princess. File:Rafiki.jpg
[edit] The Hotel
The second part of the game takes place in a hotel in southern Kazakhstan. Mario meets his brother Luigi, and must steal his vacuum before the Boo's take over the hotel. Once he destroys all of the Boo's, he will be able to get the seconds soul piece, taking him one step closer to saving the princess.
[edit] Grand Theft Camel
Mario learns to ride a camel, in order to track down Waluigi and Wario, and is equipped with the finest Kazakhstan weapons. This game was never finished and results in a glitch to end the game. You ride along on the camel shooting evil [snacks] and then you fall through the floor, and peach is saved! Nintendo went bankrupt in the middle of production and quickly had to resolve the plot issue, by creating a glitch.
