Mark McGwire

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Mark McGuire - Adroit user of Androgens? Or just an Android?

We'll let YOU be the judge! In 1998, Mark rose to fame by clubbing small spheres with pictures of Freddy Mercury on them harder and frther than any professional baseball player had since Babe Ruth hit several bottles of Ol' Grandad one memorable New Year's Eve back in the roaring '20s. or was it the Gay '90s?

Much was speculated about Mark and his possible use of vegetable tonic supplements, but as a lightening and Thunderstorm is fast approaching here, I'm shuttin down this laptop snd running inside now!

AAAIIEEE! THAT WAS A BIG ONE. More about Mark later...