Martin Luther King Day Hurricane

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In January of 2007, Tropical Storm Andrea formed in the Gulf of Mexico from a group of Lakitu Jungem Clouds. The storm quickly became a hurricane over the warm waters of the Gulf.

The Lakitu, by orders of King Koopa, built a wall comprised of Spiny Eggs in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, then creating the Great Wall of Mexico, which sheilded the hurricane from the wind sheer.

The Hurricane quickly raced up the Louisiana Gulf Coast before hitting the cold, dry ground of the American Ozarks, threatening the hurricane's survival. But the quck thinking King Koopa realised that the clouds that made up this hurricane had little turtle like guys controlling the clouds, and they weren't controlled by nature itself, so he then ordered his lakitu troops to proceed to the Midwest with hurricane Andrea. By January 15, the hurricane hit Missouri.

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee heard about the "white sounding" name of hurricane Andrea and demanded that the hurricane be named "Anashqua" and threatened to run for president if she didn't get her demands.

As a comprimise, National Weather Service and NOAA decided to name it the Martin Luther King Day Hurricane of 2007, bringing equal suffering to blacks, whites, hispanics and orientals in a swarth from Missouri to Minnesota.