Martin Luther King Jr.
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“I had a dream... I WAS FLYING!!!”
~ Martin Luther King King Jr. on smoking that green herb
“Martin Luther king is a racist black bastard ”
~ Mark Luther White Jr. on racism
“That dude ate pussy like he was atta buffet”
~ Scooby Doo on Martin Luther King Jr.
“Bullseye!!!”
~ J. Edgar Hoover on Martin Luther King Jr.
Famous for his sleeping and public affiliation with the KKK, Martin Luther King Jr. left his life-long career as a pole dancer in Philadelphia and founded the Lutheran faith in 1967. A prolific graffiti artist, he famously tagged the Wittenberg Castle Church. This impressed many people, and similar tags began appearing in Scandinavia, Switzerland and France.
His second greatest accomplishment was his famous "I had a sausage" speech, delivered to the U.S. Congress during deliberations on America's entrance into World War II. "In war," he said, "I left it in the fridge and when I came back the next morning some bastard had eaten it". It was a complex and well-timed message that advanced the cause of refrigerator security systems more so than ever before or since.
Tragedy struck King's life when his brothers Abraham Lincoln and JFK were killed by close friend Walt Disney. Despite Ted Kennedy's ardent pleas that he flee the country, King decided to remain, for his job cooking at a Waffle House and preaching about peace and economic and racial equality (oh, and sausages) was not done.
He went on to become the founder of Sega and original inventor of Sonic the Hedgehog, an event that is still today known as "The shot heard around the world."
[edit] Fight to Banish Mondays
Mr. King worked hard to rid the world of the evil which is Monday. He could be seen rallying protesters who equally hated waking up early on Mondays mornings to march on Washington. Although Mondays still exist, Mr. King managed to eliminate the third Monday in January entirely. Thousands of anti-Monday groups (such as The Bangles) still endorse his activism.
[edit] Name Confusion
He's not meant to be confused with:
- Martin Luther, the founder of something to do with religion
- Martin Luther King, Martin Luther King Jr.'s Dad
- Luther Jons, Circus Sideshow
- Martin, some guy I know.
- Luther, the last name of Martin Luther
- King, a male Queen
- Lex Luthor, Superman's best friend
- Martin Luthor, who ceased to exist after Crisis on Infinite Earths and used a similar name
- Malcolm X
- Apollo Creed
- Frank Bruno
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