Masonic curse

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"From the taking of the initial oath in the apprentice (1st) degree the candidate puts a DEMONIC CURSE on himself." p. 104

"We have found in this ministry, and this has been confirmed by countless other ministries, that the bondage, the curse of Freemasonry will be upon your life forever if you or your ancestors have indulged in the occult of Freemasonry." part 2 p8

"Let's address the issue of ancestral ties to Masonry. As you see how God responds to those taking the oath, that curse falls on the family tree and transfers to all the generational members." p. 174

"Some children brought to us have showed strong disinterest in the schoolwork, and in fact, have been generally apathetic about most things in life. Allergies and sicknesses in children can often be traced back to the curse of Freemasonry." p. 29

"Studies have been conducted to gather this information. To date it has begun to appear that Masons suffer from a disproportionate degree of mental disorder, sexual deviancy and a host of physical ailments. The wives of Masons appear to suffer a disproportionate degree of mental/emotional disorder and physical illness. Children and grandchildren appear to be prone to promiscuity, drug abuse and anti-social behaviours." p. 115

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Excerpted from "Freemasonry On Trial" (1995) 3-part manual. Revised 1998 : added "Prayer of Release For Freemasons And Their Descendants" along with other resource material. Revised 2003. PDF: English, Spanish. GET A GRIP MINISTRY, P.O. Box 2595, Abbotsford BC V2T 6R3 Canada 604-853-5469

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