Mass (church)

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Mass is a game invented by the Catholic Church to make going to church more exciting. Mass tournaments are held every four years in the Great Mass Hall in Vatican City.

A game of Mass in action. This was the pivotal 1996 Mighty Monks vs. Dreamin Deacons game.

Happy golden sunshine time.

[edit] Elimination of Players

The game master during the opening ceremonies.

Players are eliminated by additional cues from the Priest. These cues include hand motions as well as spoken memorized phrases. Failure to do the indicated hand motion or a mistake in the spoken phrase gives a player one strike. Three strikes and a player is out of the game for good. If a team runs out of players, the team automatically loses.

[edit] Overtime

The award given to the winner

In the case of a tie when the one-hour timer reaches zero, the game goes into overtime. The choir begins to sing. The Priest cues hand motions in time with the song. The tempo of the song gets faster and faster as the Priest's cues get harder and harder. Players only need one strike to get out during overtime. The team with the last player(s) standing wins.