Master of Muppets
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Master of Muppets is a famous ballad written by the band Metallurgica in tribute to the strange case of Jim Henson and his horrible unliving dolls, the Muppets.
[edit] Lyrics
Movin' right along, crumbling song
I'm footloose and I'm fancy free
What's on the other side? Rainbows have nothing to hide
Your death's construction doesn't worry me
Taste my green felt skin
Feel me writhe within
You're dedicated to
My hand moving you
(females)
It's time to play the music
Obey your Master!
It's time to light the lights
Obey your Master!
(males)
It's time to put on makeup
Obey your Master!
It's time to dress up right
Obey your Master!
Master!
Master of Muppets I'm pulling your strings!
Easier to twist your mind than it is to be green!
Let's get things started; you won't feel a thing!
On the most sensational inspirational
Master!
Master!
Celebrational Muppetational
Master!
Master!
this is what we call the Muppet Show!
