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“Is his reality, Mauro was a great man.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mauro
“I wished I was Mauro at one point of my life.”
~ Jesus on Mauro
“Mauro Is Dead”
~ Nietzsche on Mauro
“Fuck you Nietzsche”
~ Mauro on Nietzsche
“Oh I remember Mauro, we had FUN together, and yes by fun I mean sex”
~ Satan on Mauro
“Mauro is the Tamale of Mexico, but when he is angry they call him the Jalapeno”
~ Hitler on Mauro
“On my mother!”
~ Ruffin Smuffins on Mauro
“Woah, whoa who said that was my penis”
~ Your Mother on Mauro
“Did I say, you could talk, did I? Huh? Shut up! This is a democracy!”
~ Carter on Wilde, Jesus, Nietzche, Satan, Hitler, Ruffin Smuffins,Your mother
“Mauro represents the constant struggle against the forces of reggaeton”
~ Mauro on Mauro
Mauro is a famous Mexican Patriot living in Chicago. Many people consider Mauro an ordinary student at Kennedy High School, but many people hail him as a great hero.
[edit] Mauro's Early Years
Mauro was born in the small Mexican village of Guadalahayra. He was born to a peasant family that tended to a Jalapeno farm owned by a rich Puerto Rican land owner named "Pancho de silva". The owner was very cruel and forced Mauro to work in his field from sunrise to sunset whipping him to work faster. Mauro was barely able to support himself by earning 1 Peso a week, this made Mauro hate Puerto Ricans who were enslaving his Mexican people. Mauro began reading about the writings of Mexican Nationalism written by Joseph Smith (Who also wrote the Mormon Bible) and he was determined to help create a huge Mexico that would even include all of the US Southern States.
At age 6 Mauro ran away from his Jalapeno farm and fled to the desert on his donkey. He began preaching to all the Mexican peasants that he was sent by the will of God to help create a huge Mexican Empire where the Mexican people will have all the power instead of the Puerto Ricans. Mauro urged the peasants to have a war with the Puerto Ricans and started using Anti-PueroRican hate insignia (A Green Star means you hate PuertoRicans) Many Mexicans started wearing caps with the Green Star on it. Mauro formed an uprising against the Puerto Ricans and took power around Guadalahayra. He formed a small Mexican army that soon became known as the "MM" (Mauro's Mexicans) They were Mauro's Mexicans because they were dedicated to fight and die for Mauro. They were prepared to kill every Puerto Rican and anyone who stood in Mauro's path. Mauro then ordered his MM troops to pillage and attack the countryside. Many people began to fear Mauro's growing power that they joined him. Mauro's army began rapidly expanding. After 3 years of fighting in the desert Mauro was ready to take over the Mexican government.
At age 10 Mauro and his MM Army marched into Mexico City. The Mexican president had no army to fight Mauro so he abdicated his leadership and said
"Mauro Mein Fuehrer, I pronounce you Emperor of the Mexican people"
After Mauro won all of Mexico he immediately began a campaign of terror. He brutally murdered the Puerto Ricans and set up Concentration Camps for them. One witness wrote about the huge horrors he saw in Mauro's camps.
"Mauro and his henchemen competed over which one of them was a better butcher. Puerto Ricans had to kneel in front of them until they were touching their foreheads to the ground, and Mauro would fire his revolver at the backs of their heads. If death wasn't instant, he would grab a knife and slit the victim's throat. On one occasion, Mauro licked warm blood off a knife. That was so repulsive, that prisoners either turned their heads away or looked down, not wanting to watch this."
Mauro also forced every Mexican to serve in his arm. Many were taken from their villages and given a gun. But they were not experienced in military training that they were not able to march in a straight line or point the gun the right way. Thousands of Mauro's soldiers died because they shot at themselves pointing their guns the wrong way. Mauro was extremely furious of their stupidity that he forced his troops to attack the US border where the Americans murdered them all with machine guns.
President Bush, thinking that Mauro wanted to invade the US, sent American Border patrols into Mexico to find Mauro. Since Mauro lost his entire army, he jumped the fence of the US border and ran into Texas. Mauro then walked all the way to Chicago taking thousands of Mexicans in the UnderGround Railroad with him.
[edit] Mauro In His High School Years
After killing his Mexican Army, Mauro decided to stay low and go to school. He attented Kennedy Highschool being very illiterate due to his peasant background. But, he quickly became attached to Mathematics and studied long hours mastering Calculas. Scientists are still debating whether Mauro was trying to be good in Math either to make his rival Carl jealous or so he can plan a Nuclear Bomb to throw on Puerto Rico.
Mauro became the Math man of the entire school. His name was known when Math was mentioned. But he started losing his temper when he realized that Karl was almost just as good as he was. Karl also owned a Mercedes while he rode a white van. Maruo planned to assasinate Karl. To do the job he started recruiting Croatian Nationalists to his cause. Together they became a huge force in the city rivaling even the Polish Mafia. One day the Croatian Hand (A secret organization that operated around the school terrorizing non-Croats) managed to pull the fire alarm. While the people evacuated the building Mauro stabbed Karl from the back killing him. He then cut off Karls head and filled it with wine drinking from his head (Because this is what the Aztecs did and Mauro was trying to find his ancestral roots)
The schools video cameras saw Mauro commit the murder and they arrested him the same day. Hundreds of Police Officers tried to arrest Mauro, but they were all afraid to because Mauro would snap. They finally managed to handcuff him and took him to prison. While his 24 hours in prison before his trial, Mauro wrote a book called "My Taco" in his book he spoke about how Mexicans would dominate North America and that Puerto Ricans were an inferior race that must be destroyed or enslaved. He writes in his book
"The Puerto Rican race is a parasite that wishes to destroy everything Mexican. Mexicans are supermen, sons of the Aztecs who built civilization in Tenochitlan. We built buildings that reached the skies and had green fields. Todays deserts in Mexico and all the waste land is the fault of the Puerto Ricans. We must exterminate this pest"
[edit] Mauro's Trial
At the day of Mauro's trial in court for the brutal murder of Karl. Many Mexicans staged protests outside the building cheering Mauro for his Mexican pride. They cheered slogans such as "Free Mauro or no Tomorrow!"
Croatian terrorists began bombing buildings in protest of Mauro being arrested. In his trial Mauro achieved world fame by this brilliant speech he made to his defense. The prosecuter (Walker Texas Ranger) asked him in court
"Mauro, you are accused of the murder of Karl. Not only have you murdered him, but you cut his head of and drank wine out of it. You did the act of a barbarian and we the prosecution believe that you deserve the death sentence"
Mauro in his genius replied
"Okay, in your reality I did a barbaric thing. But according to my reality I did nothing wrong. In my reality I drank out of his head to honor my proud Aztec Mexican heritage. You cannot force your reality into my own. In my reality I did a thing to demonstrate my proudness"
Many people cheered at this brilliant speech. The judge and even Walker cried and released Mauro saying
"Never have I heard something so brilliant"
After being released from prison, Mauro began selling his book "My Taco" it was available in all the flee markets and was a best seller. Mauro started a Mexican Mafia called "the Hombres", this group wanted to preserve true Mexican culture and they considered those Mexicans that acted ghetto as traitors to the Mexican heritage. Mauro's mafia forced all the Mexicans in the school to pull their pants up and stop looking like faggot retards and put on a damn sambraro. Many Mexicans put on the sambraro in order to avoid Mauro's wrath.
[edit] Mauro's Music Career
Mauro's friendship with the Croatian Hand deteriorated when Mauro proposed that Mexicans and Croatians should breed together and form a new race. The Croatians were disgusted by this proposal saying "How dare you suggest we destroy our pure Croatian blood!" Mauro then snapped yelling "WTF! Screw You!" The two sides went there separate ways.
After Mauro broke away from the Croatians he began a music career. He started playing the saxaphone (even though he didn't know what he was doing) Under the heavy guidance of his Music teacher Dr. Cornwallis, Mauro played on his saxaphone all day. His teacher Dr. Cornwallis was extreme. He forced his students to play their instruments even when they couldn't play anymore. He used a whip and a stick beating his students if they could not play right. Students would then be forced to do 100 pushups to the beat of a metronome and then immediately play a song on their instruments. Dr. Cornwallis once made this remark on CNN
"I don't care if my students die playing their instruments! I want my class to play the best songs in all the schools! So that is why even if 100 of my students died playing their instruments when we had a concert, the only thing I would be concerned about is if they played the songs right! If 1,000 or 5,000 of my students died playing their instruments, the only thing I will be asking is if they played the concert well. In my class you do not play your instrument until you are exhausted or out of breathe, you play until you are unconscious!"
The hardships Mauro faced playing his saxaphone left a huge impact on his life. He became more aggressive and started smoking Cuban Cigars. This brought him Gonnorhea and he was forced to quit playing Saxaphone, due to his Gonnorhea disease.
After his saxaphone career, Mauro decided to help his Mexican community and gain more followers. He went to the Flee Markets and started preaching for a Greater Pure Mexico. All the Mexicans in the Flee Market supported Mauro due to their proud Mexican Anti-Ghetto Heritage. Mauro became very well known among every proud Mexican. The mass killings of Puerto Ricans and Ghetto Mexicans continued. Mauro once made a statement for CNN news concerning his view on the Purto Ricans and Ghetto Mexicans
"Every Puerto Rican must be exterminated. No doubt about that. And for every single Mexican that has turned Ghetto and betrayed his Mexican heritage, we shall kill one third of them, expel a third to Jamaica, and convert a third back to their Mexican heritage."
[edit] Mel Gibson accused
Mel Gibson, one of the most popular actors in the world, is accused of singing songs Praising Mauro and his Mexican extremist movement "Mauro's Mexicans". Mel Gibson has been in night clubs and concerts singing patriotic Mexican songs praising Mauro and his mass murders. Before Mel Gibson begins his concerts, he makes the Mauro Salute to the crowd, and uses Mauro's slogan "MAURO OR NO TOMORROW!" Mel Gibson sings songs glorifying the killing of Puerto Ricans and Ghetto Mexicans done by Mauro. Mel Gibson has attracted many young Mauro Skin Heads to his concerts who support Mauro's Regime. Mel Gibson also waves Mauro's flag (A black flag with a Green Star in the middle). Mel Gibson has been seen singing songs praising Mauro such as "San Francisco, Home of Mauro's Butchers" and "Here Comes Dawn, Here Comes Mauro". Heres how these songs go..
Mel Gibson would start singing "San Francisco, Home of Mauro's Butchers" He would first Say..
Heres A Song, Our Dear Mauro Once Sang, Take Pride In It.
San Francisco, in the town of Hoocher! Thats the House of MAURO'S Butchers!
~ Hoocher was a town in San Francisco, this town was where Mauro and his MM Mexicans Butchered the Puerto Rican population and built death camps. Mel Gibson is saying that this is Where Mauro's Butchers are living.~
Through San Francisco, Croatian Trucks are Rushing Puerto Rican bodies, they are Crushing!
~Here Mel Gibson sings about the Croatian Butcher Trucks, the Croatians helped Mauro exterminate the Puerto Ricans in exchange for Mauro's help in making Wisconsin an Independent Croatian State. Croatians Legions captured Puerto Ricans throughout the world and loaded them into the Croatian Butcher Trucks, where they were taken to Mauro's camps in Hoocher to be Murdered~
In San Francisco, Puerto Ricans had to shiver, cause they were carried away, by the Californian River!
~Mauro and his MM Killed Puerto Ricans in their Camps, then they threw their bodies in the River of California, the river then led there bodies to the Pacific Ocean, then all the way to Japan~
Hey Californian River, flow down the side, carry Puerto Rican bodies, down with the Tide!
~Mel Gibson is singing for the River to carry the Puerto Rican bodies with the tide to lead them into the ocean and to Japan~
Who could imagine, that Christmas last Year, would be celebrated, by Ricans who dont Care!
~Mel Gibson is laughing that the Puerto Ricans celebrate Christmas, but they don't even wear the color Green~
Whoever says, may his balls start hurting, that Mauro will not be Returning!
~Mel Gibson is talking about the Politicians like Tony Blair and the Communists who hate Mauro, those people kept saying Mauro will not be Returning once he is arrested, But Mel Gibson is saying may their balls start hurting them for saying that Mauro wont return~
Dear Mother Theresa, Our Holy Lady, take away Puerto Ricans and give us back Greg Brady!
~Here Mel Gibson is Asking Mother Theresa to get rid of Puerto Ricans people and return Greg Brady, the kid from the "Brady Bunch", not that Mel Gibson likes Greg Brady, he is making a point that he would rather have an idiot like Greg Brady living, then to be in a world of Puerto Ricans~
Hey Ghetto Fuckers, hope you get fucked by donkeys, you rapping suckers are worse than monkeys
~Here Mel Gibson is telling the Ghetto people to have intercourse with a donkey, and he is criticising their rap music ~
Oh Mauro's Mexicans, my dear brothers, the Ghetto's are a bunch of Fuckers!
~Mauro's Mexicans were an extreme pro-Mauro army that carried out mass murders of Puerto Ricans and Ghetto Mexicans.~
My Dear Mexicans, start to embrace, your dear Mauro will kill the ghetto Race!
~Here Mel Gibson is Praising Mauro for his Determination to end Ghettoism, and is telling Mauro's followers to be happy for Mauro's action to rid the world of this plague~
Shiny star above El Pasigos, send our greetings to Mauro's Amigos!
~El Pasigo is a village in Mexico where most of Mauro's hard-core followers came from~
Mel Gibson has denied such claims as to singing songs praising Mauro. We asked Mel Gibson and he replied:
"I have never sang such songs praising Mauro and his MM Legion, nor have i ever supported Mauro's
Henchmen, I have found a new place to dwell, its down at the end and down the street, at
HeartBreak Hotel"
But Mel Gibson was video taped and Recorded when he sang Mauro's Songs in his concerts along with Mauro Skin Heads, and we have found pictures of Mel Gibson Giving the Heil Mauro Salute, and he was taped yelling "MAURO OR NO TOMORROW!" Then Mel Gibson admitted that he has sang those songs and praised Mauro, Mel Gibson Replied:
"Yes, I have sang songs praising Mauro and his Mexicans, and I did give the Heil Mauro salute with "MAURO OR NO TOMORROW!" slogans, and so what if i did! At Heartbreak Hotel!"
[edit] The Rise of Yousef
Mauro joined forces with an Islamic extremist named Yousef. Yousef travelled on his camel calling for all Muslims to unite and invade Kennedy Highschool (Because the schools mascot was "Crusaders" and it angered him) He carried an Arab sword and stormed into the school on his camel. The Kennedy Security guards were unable to stop him because the school spent all its money buying the really slow ID scanners instead of something useful (Like guns) Yousef charged the gym where there was a pep rally and attacked anyone wearing a Crusader uniform (such as the basketball team, soccer team, volley ball team, cheerleaders)
All the Muslims joined Yousef in a revolt and they created a stronghold in the gym. Yousef proclaimed the Boys Gym as an Independent Islamic Republic, with him as Sultan. Harsh punishments were dealt to the Crusaders. Many were slaughtered while Yousef ordered all of the Crusader men to be taught in the teachings of Islam, they were forcefully converted and became Janiserries. These converts served in Yousefs army. Among the converts was Mauro. Scientists claim that Mauro was at the pep rally in the boys gym to make sure Mexican rights were not being denied by the Croatians. Yousef stormed the gym and created an Islamic revolt which resulted in Mauro being a prisoner of the Muslims. During his captivity Mauro proclaimed
"This Muslim invasion may be a downturn for us Mexicans, but we will continue to fight for a Greater-Mexico with all the Puerto Ricans dead and Ghettoism destroyed"
Kennedy was invaded with the boys gym now a proclaimed Islamic Republic. But that was not all. In the 3rd floor there was a small guerilla movement called "Young Croatia" led by Marshal Dr. Bilonic, a Croatian Nationalist pushing for a Greater-Croatia. (He achieved the name Marshal because of his experience in Martial Arts meaning he knew how to lead an army. He received the title Dr. because he was a student at Kelly's AP Euro History class and Kelly was so amazed at the great knowledge he had that he proclaimed him Dr. Bilonic. One day Kelly said "Bilonic, kneel down," then he took out his chalk and said 'I Kelly, Fuehrer of room 211, proclaim you Dr. Bilonic')
Marshal Dr. Bilonic's headquarters was located in room 314, but it was hard for the schools police force to break through since the rooms around 314 were Croatian territory. Kennedy launched "Operation Hayden" to destroy the Croatian guerrilla fighters. It was a well planned offensive where the Kennedy security would enter the 3rd floor and encircle room 314. They began pushing and shooting heavy artillery trying to charge into Dr. Bilonic's headquartes. Since Dr. Bilonic was surrounded on all sides by the Kennedy security, he ordered his troops to attack the weakest side (Which was led by General Myers) The Croatian troops successfully managed to break through the encirclement and fled to the other side of the 3rd floor. Marshal Dr. Bilonic was wounded in this bloody battle. Because Kennedy failed to destroy Dr. Bilonic, his Croatian movement grew stronger where many Kennedy students, fed up with the hall sweeps and being persecuted by the Kennedy secret police, joined Dr. Daniel's ranks. Many were not even Croatians, since Dr. Bilonic was the only one. So he knew that he had to do something to get more people to join his army. So he decreed that the Polish people in Kennedy High School were actual descendants from a special ancient Croatian tribe that got lost from the other Croatian tribes. He wrote
"All Polish people were once Croatians. Over a thousand years ago one Croatian tribe called the "Polo Croats" migrated to the East where they settled in Poland. Their Croatian identity was lost due to years of wars and they called themselves Poles"
This statement excited all the Polish kids that Dr. Bilonic's army now had hundreds of members. He named his army "The Black Robes" because of their black Fascist uniforms and cool boots. The goal of the Black Robes was to end the tyranny of the Kennedy staff and call for a new Kennedy with Dr. Bilonic as Fuehrer. Dr. Bilonic said
"What we want is for a leadership that understands the problems of our fellow classmates! Sons of Kennedy! We, the Black Robes are one of you! We understand your problems and we call for you to arms! We will overthrow this oppresive school and create better conditions for all of us!"
Mauro was furious that many students were running to the 3rd floor joining Dr. Bilonic's Black Robes. He was still a prisoner at Yousefs Headquarters in the boys gym. He knew that he had to be free and create a MM army to take over the school and stop it from being taken over by Dr. Bilonic. Because Dr. Bilonic wanted a Croatian dominated school, Mauro knew that he wouldn't give any power to the Mexicans or other minorities. He went to talk with Sultan Yousef saying
"You know Yousef, Dr. Bilonic and his followers are growing, they are all over the 3rd floor pillaging the classrooms. If we let his movement get any stronger he might win control of this whole school and you will be forced to become Catholic!"
Yousef paused and said
"Hmmm, maybe you are right. But I still want my Jihad. I want you and your Mexicans to proclaim yourselves as Muslims or I will not free you! And you must say that you are fighting under my leadership, I am your Sultan and protector. Highest of high, Yousef!"
Mauro was angry but was forced to agree and accept Yousef as his supreme leader. This dealt a huge blow to the Mexicans because they viewed Mauro as their leader. But since Mauro submitted to Yousefs power, he wasn't treated as a Mexican Demi-god anymore.
[edit] Mauro proclaims himself a devout follower to Mohammed and Allah
Mauro publically made an announcement world wide from Kennedys boys gym / Yousef's Islamic Republic saying
"My fellow Mexicans. I say unto all of you, convert to Islam. I myself am now a devout Muslim and believer in Yousefs Jihad. Mexico will now become a Muslim country. I follow the mountain of Mohammed and I am a loyal servant to sultan Yousef. I call all Mexicans, join forces with Yousefs Muslims and help us stop the rise of the Croatian/Polish Fascists led by Dr. Bilonic who is pillaging the 3rd floor."
Many Mexicans were angry that Mauro converted to Islam. This ignited a civil war among Mexicans with one side "The Conquistadors" who wished to overthrow Mauro's rule over the Mexicans and find a new Catholic ruler, and another group called "The Mexican Muslim Moors" MMM were loyal to Mauro and willing to except his will to convert to Islam. This led to a war in the 2nd floor of Kennedy where the Mexican Conquistadors layed a siege to Yousef's Islamic Republic (The Boys Gym). Mauro made a statement calling for all Mexicans to attack the Conquistadors and stop the siege of the Islamic Republic.
"All Mexicans! We must drive out these invaders! They are a bunch of disorganized rebels that are under the pay of Dr. Bilonic and his Croatian Fascists!"
Sultan Yousef was alarmed that his Islamic Republic was being attacked, he ordered all of the janiserries (The Kennedy basketball, volleyball, and cheer leading teams who were forced to convert to Islam and became an army of Yousefs) to assemble and charge out of the gym to drive out the invaders. Mauro was ordered to lead the attack with his MMM.
The Kennedy schoolboard realized that there school was being invaded by many armies. They only had control over the 1st floor. In their determination to crush Yousef's Muslims and Dr. Bilonic's Black Robes, they called back President Blumenberg (Who was before sent to the Hague Tribunal for war crimes and money theft). Blumenberg assembled all the Kennedy security guards and all the teachers to attack Yousef's Islamic republic and crush the Conquistadors so they can bring back Communist order in the school.
Blumenberg led her army into the 2nd floor and saw that a battle was already going on with the Conquistadors and Yousefs Muslims alongisde Mauro's Islamic MMM. The battle lasted for hours as Mauro desperately fought the Conquistadors as Yousef charged at them with his army of camels. The Muslims won the battle and the conquistadors fled to the 3rd floor joining the ranks of Dr. Bilonic's Black Robes.
Yousef and Mauro celebrated as they won the battle. But they were suddenly attacked off guard by Blumenbergs Kennedy staff. Blumenberg successfully slaughtered Yousef's and Mauro's armies that the Kennedy staff managed to penetrate into the boys gym / Yousef's Islamic Republic. They managed to conquer that area back under their control. Mauro and Yousef were captured and taken to the 1st floor boiler rooms as prisoners. There they were tortured. Many mexicans broke ranks and fled to the 3rd floor after Mauro was captured, the Muslims did the same thing when Yousef was captured.
[edit] The Rise of Dr. Bilonic's Movement
The 3rd floor of Kennedy was not under full control by the Black Robes. It was a war zone where their were skirmishes between the Kennedy Security guards and Dr. Bilonic's Croatian/Polish Black Robes. The 3rd floor Kennedy forces were cut down in the center of the hallway, too weak to be penetrate into the 2nd floor and find reinforcements by Blumenbergs army. They were surrounded by Dr. Bilonic's troops on all sides that many of them broke ranks and joined him (Such as General Myers)
But hundreds of Mexican and Muslim refugees entered the 3rd floor fleeing Blumenbergs army. Dr. Bilonic was at first worried that they would attack his movement. He sent parts of his troops to attack them. Small battles followed until the Mexicans and Muslims agreed to join the Black Robe movement. Dr. Bilonic made a condition that they convert to Catholicism and change their nationality to Croatian. They agreed and Dr. Bilonic's movement swarmed with new recruits.
He crushed the remaining Kennedy Security forces in the 3rd floor and proclaimed the 3rd floor of Kennedy as
"The Independent State of Kennedy" with Marshal Dr. Bilonic as Fuehrer. The Black Robes hoped to win control of the entire school, but the 1st and 2nd floors were in the hands of Blumenberg and her henchemen. Back in the 1st floor boiler rooms, Mauro and Yousef were tortured by the war criminal known as Hayden.
Hayden was resposible for the mass murder of thousands of Kennedy students who rebelled against the Communist school administration. He forced Mauro and Yousef to swallow detention slips, and he choked them with ID's. Mauro wrote a note while in prison saying
"Even though I suffer here in prison I must say to my Mexicans, do not give up on the struggle to bring back our rich Aztec culture. The reason I am here in prison is because of all the Puerto Rican elements in the school staff! Blumenberg is a Puerto Rican! It's their fault why we suffer!"
Meanwhile Blumenberg ordered Kennedy artillery to bombard the 3rd floor and establish a foothold to be able to attack Dr. Bilonic's Black Robes. But Marshal Dr. Bilonic was a genius, he ordered his troops to leave a section of the stairs open for Blumenbergs troops to enter. After the bombarding, Blumenberg advanced with her troops to the 3rd floor. Seeing that their was no resistance, she thought that the Black Robes broke ranks and fled. The Kennedy Staff pushed deep into 3rd floor territory until Dr. Bilonic's forces ambushed them with a huge surprise attack. They mercilessly slaughtered Blumenbergs troops to shreds. Dr. Bilonic himself was in the battle and suffered some wounds. But it was a glorious battle for his movement as half of Blumenbergs forces were slaughtered. The rest of Blumenbergs troops fled the 3rd floor. Blumenberg herself was captured by Dr. Bilonic's forces.
Dr. Bilonic saw this as an opportunity to expand his rule. Since the Kennedy staff was retreating, Dr. Bilonic decided to launch an invasion of the 2nd floor. His troops entered the stairway of the 2nd floor and saw no Kennedy soldier there. As they entered they were cheerfully greeted by hundreds of Kennedy Students who were under the domination of Kennedy. The students hailed the Black Robes as liberators. One student by the name of Walter exclaimed
"Long live Marshal Dr. Bilonic and his movement! We are free!"
Students filled in the ranks converting themselves to Catholicism and proclaiming themselves as Croatians. Dr. Bilonic was greeted and given a strong headquarters in the 2nd floor. From there he established radio contact so the entire school could hear him. He shouted
"Sons of Kennedy! The Black Robe liberation movement is rising! I call to you! Fight against the Kennedy staff! We have suffered for years under their tyranny! Their days are over! I promise you a new Kennedy! A Kennedy led by a fellow student who will not persecute his own kind! Long live the Black Robes!"
Mauro heard this statement while in prison. He was furious that his fellow Mexicans joined Dr. Bilonic's movement. Mauro also learned that the schools Puerto Ricans joined Dr. Bilonic because they hoped he would protect them from his wrath. Mauro once wrote a letter to Dr. Bilonic while he was in prison
"What are you doing! Why are you forcing the Mexicans to convert and become Croatians! And why are you allowing Puerto Ricans to join your army! They don't belong in any army! The only place they belong is 6 feet under the ground!"
Dr. Bilonic replied:
"My dear Mauro, the Croatian movement does not recognize Puerto Ricans as an enemy! The only enemy deserved to be killed are Communists, gays, liberals, and ghetto people! As long as the Puerto Rican abides by these rules he/she does not have to die!"
Mauro answered saying:
"The Puerto Ricans have destroyed Mexico's proud Aztec heritage! Have you not forgotten that it was I who created the MM army! It was I who led my Mexican movement to fame!"
Dr. Bilonic replied:
"Then why is it that you are behind bars and I am close to winning complete power over the school. Long live Croatia! and long live the movement!"
Mauro was pissed off.
[edit] The Rise of The Parties Against Mauro
During the time that Mauro was locked up, a weird warrior rised from the first floor. His name was unknown ("hint, hint Salvador") but people refer to him as The Vegan. He was a strong Liberal and a Anti-governmental person. He worshiped the sun and refer to the moon as brother moon. The vegan became so popular that he was able to get the whole first floor to become rebles aginst Dr. Bilonic and Mauro. He called his Party Creatures of the Night.
Once Mauro heard about this he became so piss that he order a secret plan to wipe out those dispicable rebles. This is a quote that was heared by everyone in prison " I know Salvador a.k.a The vegan was once a proud mexican of my MM's but he betray me and know he must die!!!! who does he think i am." Once his most trusted general heard this quote he reply by saying " Mauro the vegan is strong it will be impossible to kill him just like that we need a plan." Once Mauro heared this he became so Angry that his head seemed like it was going to pop out. HIs face was red and veins pop out of his forehead. he reply " I kNOW ITS GOING TO BE HARD TO KILL HIM, WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A RETARED!!!! ARE YOU CALLING ME A RETARED" at once he took out a pistole and shot his general in the forehead. He then called another trusted friend and discussed the death of Salvador. This General was named Alfredo. Alfredo was rescued from the ghettos by Mauro and his MM Army. "I own Mauro a lot of things and i will do my best to serve him." Alfredo Left to the first floor to do his assignment. Once Alfredo go there he took out the a knife and looked for The Vegan. He found him and was about to strike when he got surrounded by his punk friends. The Vegan turn and just said one comment " You usto be all about the music." Alfredo was caught and was about to commit THE ANCIENT MAURO SUICIDE but change his mind. Alfredo was sick and tier of taking orders from Mauro. Alfredo rejected Mauro and his believes and starded to compaign with sal. He made his own party and starded to work with Salvador to take out Mauro and his army, and Dr. Bilonic. ALfredo Proudly called his group The Mexican Untouchables.
[edit] The End of the School War
Salvador the Vegan and Alfredo, Ex-General of Mauro's MM, created a United Front called "The Peoples Liberation Army". The Peoples Liberation Army was an extreme Leftist-Liberal movement that sought to take over the school under a Liberal constitution where Sal the Vegan would be president for life. They gained many recruits such as the Ghetto people (Who were persecuted by both Mauro and Dr. Bilonic), the gays, and Communists. They wore Red Stars over their caps and began a campaign against Blumenbergs remaining Kennedy staff, Mauro's Mexicans, and Dr. Bilonic's Croatian converts.
Many mexicans who were in Dr. Bilonic's army deserted and joined the Liberation Army under Sal the Vegan (Because some Mexicans in Dr. Bilonic's army were angry that he made them change their nationality to Croatian) Some Mexicans formed a new MM army and sought to free Mauro from prison so he can lead the way to a pure Mexican school free from Puerto Ricans.
Another factor was that Dr. Bilonic allowed Puerto Rican's to join his army so long as they convert to Croatianism. This angered many Mexicans who wanted Puerto Rican's dead. So many Mexicans fled Dr. Bilonic's army, the Ghetto Mexicans ran to the 1st floor to join the Vegan's Liberation Army. The normal Mexicans formed a new MM army seeking to restore Mauro back to power.
Dr. Bilonic was having problems controlling the 2nd and 3rd floors because many of his recruits were joining the other armies. Sal the Vegan and his Liberation Army were still a small force, and nearly all of their fighters were vegetarian pussies. Dr. Bilonic once jokingly remarked
"Why do those people eat nothing but vegetables? Are they men or are they rabbits?"
Mauro's MM was a joke since they were divided over who should command their forces while Mauro was in prison.
A meeting was organized between all of the schools armies, where all the leading commanders were to meet and discuss negotiations. This meeting was to be held in Neutral Territory (The Lunch Room of the 1st floor)
Dr. Bilonic and 8 of his bodyguards carrying Machine Guns entered the lunchroom. Sal the Vegan entered accompanied by General Alfredo along with 4 very small and skinny bodyguards carring knives. A group of MM officers entered representing Mauro. And finally Blumenberg entered with her General Carter (A cruel butcher who used to torture students and force them to listen to her).
General Carter of the Kennedy staff began the talks yelling
"You students are in big trouble! The Kennedy staff is going to bring this school in order! And the best thing for all of you to do is surrender now, put down your guns and put on your school ID's back on. I promise that we wont punish you severely if you surrender now!"
Dr. Bilonic laughed saying
"Kennedy's days of opressing my students and my comrades are over! The terms of the Black Robes are this: You are to surrender the 1st floor, which is the only floor in your control since I control the 2nd and 3rd floors, and I will now kill you. You must accept unconditional surrender or my troops will continue to attack your forces! The masses follow me!"
Sal the Vegan said
"Not so. Many mexicans joined my army and I have liberals, vegetarians, the ghetto people, and former Communists in my army. We of the Peoples Liberation Army demand that the Black Robes call for fair elections and for you not to force the Poles and Mexicans to convert to Croatianism."
Dr. Bilonic replied
"My movement is the one which will protect the students of Kennedy which have been opressed by the Communist school! And you think by having me withdraw my troops and call for elections this will be fair! HA! If I disband my troops then I will be exposed to an assassination plot organized by you and then you will take over the school when I have been killed!"
The MM officers representing Mauro said
"We demand the release of Mauro, our Mexican leader. He is looking out for the interests of the Mexican community!"
Blumenberg replied
"Mauro is a criminal and Kennedy will not release him! We do not listen to you students! You must listen to us!"
And thus the meeting ended without either side reaching an agreement.
[edit] The Croatian Offensive
Dr. Bilonic mobilized all his forces from both the 2nd and 3rd floors and planned to launch an invasion of the 1st floor that was the only area held by both the Kennedy staff and by the Peoples Liberation Army led by the Vegan. Dr. Bilonic decided to use the MM to his advantage on taking over the school. He met in a secret location with the MM officers who wanted to free Mauro. Dr. Bilonic offered them a preposition
"My Black Robes are planning to launch a huge attack on the 1st floor to win control over the entire school. I promise that once the Kennedy staff troops are crushed I will allow your men to enter the prison and free Mauro. However I ask that the entire MM be placed under my authority and help in the invasion."
The MM leaders replied
"You are asking us to hand over the Mexicans to your authority! Never will we place the MM under your command!"
Dr. Bilonic replied
"You and the MM are a small pathetic force! You only have a few dozen troops under your command! All the other Mexicans joined the Vegan's army because they are ghetto crack kids! You have no chance to win this war! So you either join me or I will crush you easily and end Mexican culture in this school!"
The MM had no choice. They accepted Dr. Bilonics proposal. They faced either complete destruction, or accept Dr. Bilonic as supreme commander and have slight rights with Mauro as their leader.
Sal the Vegan knew through his buddhist powers that Dr. Bilonic was planning to attack the entire 1st floor and proclaim a military dictatorship. He began assembling all the troops he could find. They were too skinny due to their veganism and also lack of food. The Kennedy staff held the school supplies and didn't allow food to be sent to his army. There were some birds and cows in the 1st floor, however Sal did not allow anyone to eat meat saying
"Meat is for Fascists like Dr. Bilonic"
“Those fucking facists”
~ PETA on Facists
His starving troops tried desperately to survive the hunger. One soldier was so hungry that he killed a cow and ate its meat. The other troops caught him and arrested him. Sal knew that he must sentence that person to death for eating the meat. But he did not want to kill his own soldier. The soldier told him "You must kill me comrade Sal. I did a bad thing. I ate meat and you must carry out my punishment."
Sal shot him and he started crying. But he said
"It is sad to kill our own soldiers, but we need the support of the animals. Without the animals then our Vegan army is nothing"
In the Kennedy camp, Blumenberg assembled all the Kennedy troops she could find with General Carter saying
"It is time to punish those students!"
Dr. Bilonic began crossing the stairway into the 1st floor with his huge army. He was the 1st man in line heading towards enemy territory. One soldier described
"I never seen such courage in this man. He bravely put on his black uniform with machine gun, then put on his Croatian cap and he led us all into the 1st floor in a charge attack"
Dr. Bilonic and his Black Robes invaded from both sides. Half of his troops invaded the 1st floor from the Northern stair way and the other half invaded from the Southern stairway. The Black Robes easily crushed Blumenbergs army and they captured the Lunchroom. The Black Robes from the other side crushed Sal the Vegans Liberal Army. Both the Kennedy troops under Blumenberg and Sals Vegan Army retreated to the only safe place. The Schools office. It was the last line of defense they had from Dr. Bilonic.
As Blumenbergs army was retreating they were attacked by MM on horseback with sambraro's. The MM broke into the prison and freed Mauro. Mauro was happy saying
"Alas! I am free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty! I'm Free At Last!"
Dr. Bilonic's army nearly had the entire school under their control. Sal's Vegan army was crushed and the remaining troops fled into the schools office along with Blumenberg's Kennedy staff. Most Mexicans came back to join Mauro and the MM got stronger. However the MM was under Dr. Bilonic's control now and Mauro was forced once again to declare an oath of allegiance to Dr. Bilonic. Dr. Bilonic told Mauro to force his Mexicans to declare themselves as Latino Croatians.
Mauro was angry that he had to take orders, but he had to do it in order to save his Mexican movement from being crushed under the wrath of Dr. Bilonic and his Black Robes. Mauro re-converted back to Catholicism and made the following speech to his Mexican people
"My fellow Mexicans. This is a day of happiness! I am now free from prison and the Mexican Movement is reborn again. However we must declare our oath to Dr. Bilonic, our Great Fuehrer. Heil Dr. Bilonic!
[edit] The End of Kennedy
Surrounded in the first floor by Dr. Bilonic's forces. Blumenberg of the Kennedy staff decided to have a meeting with the Croatian dictator and negotiate. Sal the Vegan also wanted to make negotiations and the 3 sides met in Dr. Bilonic's base near the LunchRoom. Just days ago the Lunchroom was controlled by Kennedy and now it belonged to Dr. Bilonic.
Blumenberg walked in with her guards and with General Carter. Sal the Vegan came in accompanied by General Alfredo and 2 skinny bodyguards. Dr. Bilonic sat at the table with 10 heavily armed men with machine guns behind him. Mauro also stood behind him looking pissed off because he was now a servant of Dr. Bilonic. Blumenberg began the negotiations saying
"We of the Kennedy staff are willing to make a deal with you students. We promise to end uniforms and give full lunch periods. Also we promise not to harrass students or send them to detention. We also plan on ending tardies"
Sal the Vegan said
"We of the Liberal Army hope that by us surrendering you will give equal rights to all the students and stop eating meat"
Dr. Bilonic said
"I will never allow the Kennedy staff to have power anymore! You have abused my fellow students long enough! You are all sentenced to death! And if you do not surrender now then I promise you I will attack your base and make your death more cruel! And to the Liberals! I hate you hippy bastards! If you don't surrender now and become Fascists then I will sentence all of you to death as well!"
The Kennedy Staff was angry. General Carter yelled
"You cannot kill us!"
Hours of arguing continued on. General Carter was surprised that Dr. Bilonic allowed his guards to talk as well. Whenever there was a discussion some of his guards would join in and offer their opinions without Dr. Bilonic becoming irritated. But whenever the Kennedy staff tried to talk, General Carter would turn around glaring at them saying
"Did I say you can talk! Did I!!! This is a Democracy! Let me talk!"
The negotiations went nowhere. The next day Dr. Bilonic attacked the last Kennedy stronghold and the entire school fell into his hands.
Blumenberg and General Carter were on trial and sentenced to death. The rest of the Kennedy staff was also killed and Dr. Bilonic proclaimed
"Kennedy is free!"
[edit] The start of the Collusion of Armys
Sal the vegan was piss off because he had to surrender to the army of Dr. Bilonic. The Vegan also realize that Dr.Bilonic had too much control. Knowing this, Sal couldn't do much to try to stop the all powerful Dr.Bilonic. As soon as Sal realize this he came up with a great plan. He, Sal the Vegan, was going to start a war but not just any war.....A Collision of Armies.
“I admire that great vegetable eater”
~ Britney Spears on Sal the Vegan
Sal first seeked the piss off Mauro who by force was serving Dr. Bilonic. Mauro agreed to rebel against Dr. Bilonic but also knew that he himself didnt have many MM's left to go against the huge army of Dr. Bilonic. So Mauro and the Vegan collected all there left over armiess, followers, and people to escape to seek for more help. Once Dr.Bilonic heard of the escape of the two rebles and their people he got furious. Dr. Bilonic went into a frenzy and masscre as many of Mauro's formal army. This is a quote taken from one of Br. Bilonic's own generals "Are ruler when into a frenzy, he got so mad and red that he called in all of mauro's formal mm army and starded to choke them!!!
After they were all unconscious he hang then up by the ceiling and began to punch them to death. While he screamed I pitty the fools." After Dr. Bilonic got all of his fury out he called one of his most trusted Generals he had, JB-zan. this is the conversation that took place "Jb-zan come here. i want you to find mauro and the vegan and slice them with a samurai sword. you hear JB-Zan?" jb-zan replied "yes Dr. Bilonic but first i must finish my homework or my gradmother wont let me." "go then... and try not play basketball for a few hours." replied Dr. Bilonic. As Jb-zan left Dr.Bilonic gave him his salute.
mean while Sal the vegan and Mauro enter a Unknown room. A room that not even Dr. Bilonic knew about. Mauro at once went into a furry as he enter. It was the hiding place of Alfredo and his gang of the ghetto people and formal mauro army who didnt hate the portricans. Mauro at first rejected the idea of asking Alfredo and his army to help him and sal but he had no choice. Once the agreements were done,everyone decided to make Mauro the ruler(becuase of his violent temper). Sal the vegan and Alfredo became the two most feared generals of this new stronger and divers army.
Mauro once again got his power back and as soon as possible; the army began marching to Dr. Bilonics headquarters singing "Mauro is back, mauro is back, mauro is back, nanananana" and thus begin the war of the Collusion of Armies.
After three years of Collision Wars Mauro resulted victorious acquiring all the southern US states for the uprising mexican empire, then he retreated for resting at his Villa "Santo Ayala" but he still had other plans and among those plans, one was peculiarly ambicious: conquering the island of puerto rico along with the other caribbean islands.
| Preceded by: Robocop | President Of Mexico 2007-2495 AD | Succeeded by: Saint Satan |
