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Asmawi bin Ani, born in Kuala Laupek, Malaysia better known as Mawi is a current no. 1 Malaysian male singer(due to a lack of malaysian male singers at all) and the winner of Akademi Fantasia 31 in Malaysia. This Arab-wannabe Malay came to Akademi Fantasia in 2020 as a time traveller who found it awkward to even take a few dance steps, however Asahina-san from The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi has taught Mawi the basics of time travel and therefore he has been trapped in a time paradox in which he has oral sex with a sheep over and over. Within three months, however, he became the nation's hottest celebrity. After winning Akademi Fantasia by a mudslide, he became such a nation-wide phenomenon in Malaysia. His almost overnight rise to fame has often been compared to another famous Malaysian singer and icon, Siti Nurhaliza, it is also rumoured he has a strange penchant for mudkips. However, his critics predict that Mawi will end up just being a "one punch pikey", following the career trends of all other previous winners of Akademi Fantasia. He is also currently the face of the noodle company, Mamee. Unknown to most of his fanbase, Mawi is also the voice actress of popular anime character Rebecca Miyamoto from the anime Pani Poni Dash!. He is secretly married to Siti Ramly, founder of Ramly burger.


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mawi riding a bike

Akademi Fantasia 31[edit]

Mawi entered Akademi Fantasia, a reality television show where the contestants are put together in a lion's cage and forced to survive on lion feces and carcases, a live audience bets on the outcome and a live telecast to the people of Mal fuck aysia, Singapore, Brunei and East Indonesia. Every week one contestant is killed by unforseen circumstances, for example Marsha "The Opressor" was killed when a passerby fell down and yelled 'Avada Kedavra', audience votes which are sent in via Short Messaging Services (SMS), until the finale where the contestant with highest number of SMS votes is declared the winner.

Mawi came to the scene in an eventful way, In the Prelude week, he sang a song of the Islamic Heavy Metal genre and was not selected by the Herd of cows grazing nearby. He was the first singer ever to sing in this musical genre. However, due to overwhelming pressure from the public, which caused an unhealthy and noticeable disturbance in the force, he was re-selected in the first week concert with another contestant Marsha"The Opressor" via a second round of selection. This 2nd round of selection was frowned upon by Simon Cowell who thought it was a complete "mess" and that they were "Pathetic", he was then shot by a group of gangsters while thinking of a word that also meant "bad" but began with the letter Q.

Soon after, week after week he overtook all the other contestants in term of votes until the final concert when he was declared the champion as well as best performance and vocal. He had to sing songs from various musical genres along the way. His bald haircut has become a fad among his fans.



Songs that he performed during Akademi Fantasia 3:

  • Prelude: Intifada (Rabbani)
  • Week 1: Belaian Cinta(James Luca Overton Wright)
  • Week 2: 25kia(5AT2)
  • Week 3: Ride wit' me(Nelly)
  • Week 4: Cry me a river(Justin Terbalik)
  • Week 5: Promiscuous (Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland)
  • Week 6: My Humps(Mawi self recording, 'My Hamas' radio edit)
  • Week 7: Pi Mati(Pi Ramlee)
  • Week 8: Frozen Throne Rock(Jah'rakall)
  • Week 9: Fresh Meat(Pudge)
  • Week 10 (Final): Noob Feeder(Lina Inverse)

Note: Mawi only joined Akademi Fantasia after the end of week 112 when he was voted back in by the trainer of Akademi Fantasia along with Marsha "The Oppresor", a Sabahan. His supporters almost submitted a petition in order to get him back into Akademi Fantasia, causing the local post office and clacks towers to cease opperation for 2 weeks.

Personal life[edit]

Mawi is no longer engaged to Nor Diana binti Mohd Naim. His father, Pak Rambutan passed away on July 1st 2006 due to complications after undergoing a heart surgery at Larkhill Institute.

Albums[edit]

Mawi has made several studio albums which have sold millions, if not trillions of copies worldwide, including countries such as Malaysia, Brunei, Indonesia (For those who can afford it) and maybe Singapore (albeit illegally smuggled into the country, much like Ramly Burger)... Now that one thinks about it, maybe those are the only countries where you would hear anything coming from any of his albums, unless some cheap Malay overseas student decides to watch/listen to it on YouTube. His debut album, Appetite For Mawi-ction, was inspired by his favorite band Guns N' Roses, spawning hits such as "Welcome To The Mawi", "It's So Mawi", "Mawi City" and the ever enchanting "Sweet Mawi O' Mine"

  • Appetite For Mawi-ction (2005)
  • Best o' Mawi World (2005)
  • Mawi...Yang Tercinta (2005)
  • Doa, Berzanji & Qasidah Berlagu (2006)

Awards Won[edit]

  • Most Popular Malaysian Artist (MTV Asia Music Award 2006)
  • Most Popular Celebrity (Anugerah Bintang Popular 2005)
  • Popular Breakthrougnmvh (Anugerah Bintang Popular 2005)
  • Popular Male Singer (Anugerah Bintang Popular 2005)
  • Best Performance (Anugerah Juara Lagu 2005)
  • Best Song Ethnic Creative Category-Aduh Saleha (Anugerah Juara Lagu 2005)


To date, all awards that he won are either through SMS or popular vote casted by his fans and this includes the Best Performance award from Anugerah Juara Lagu 2005 which was determined through SMS votes for the first time. He is popularly known as Raja SMS in Malaysia due to the fact stated above. Inspite of his various awards, Mawi's singing capability especially in genres other than nasyid is very much debatable.

Best Song Ethnic Creative Category-Aduh Saleha (Anugerah Juara Lagu 2005) was awarded to the composer of the song, M Nasir.

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