Maya

The Maya civilization is a Meso-Super-Americanian peoples that existed through 000000100000!!11!! B.C. to 58493 A.C. They were a subculture of the Autodesk peoples, who contributed such monumental things such as the wheel, spaghetti WITH meatballs, and Oprah. The Mayans contributed significantly less wholesome achievements, such as the sucking of dicks(but the handles of tricycles have been used in some ritual sacrifice), Roseanne O'Donnel, and of course, Steven Seagal's music career.