Medina
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Medina is a funcky town located in Saudi Arabia. Although some believe that it is a holy city for muslims, this is certainly not the case. There were only three holy cities of Islam: Gotham City, Shelbyville and Mecca. Unfortunately for Islam, and luckily for us, Mecca was destroyed by Super Jew, Batman and Optimus Prime after the attacks on the WTC.
The only connection between Medina and Islam is that Muhammad fled to Medina when Evil Bert was enraged, because Muhammad failed to conquer Atlantis because he could not find it. Being in Medina Muhammad learned how to fuck goats and little girls, things that would prove to be very useful in the future
Unlike Mecca, Medina is not capable of transforming into a gigantic robot.
[edit] History
Medina was founded by Michael Moore and Sean Penn in 1234 (Arabic 4321)when they were trying to reach Mecca. When they returned from Mecca, they were apointed King and Queen of Medina by Osama bin Laden, then still known as Darth Vader.
When Muhammad fled to Medina, he met Michael Moore, who told him that he should not be frightened, because no one would find him here. Osama bin Laden was also there and no one could locate him either.
