|Order||Kill this guy now!|
|Primary armament||lime green 120mm smoothbore gun|
|Secondary armament||Big Teeth™|
|Power supply||6 × Westinghouse A4W nuclear reactors|
|Intelligence||Intel Inside (Pentium 4 3.6 GHz)|
|Weight||72.8 metric tons|
“Huffing this kitty is a motherfucker”
10.2 % of Romans believe that the Megafelis was created by a REALLY big EXPLOSION!!!!!!! BOOM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.
Grand Unified Marine Anthropological Telekinesis-Electrophoresis-Oxidization-Ontology Theory
120.5% of kitten huffers were undecided because they were eaten by the Megafelis.
Numerous Megafelii have been known to huff humans. Many countries now recognize this as an effective method of population control, both for humans and the Megafelis, since humans make nutritious snacks, as Oscar Wilde sagaciously proclaimed.
- Meg is a corruption of the name of the first known specimen, Kzamkzmthfgfg.
- The letter ۩ indicates absolute terror in the language of the Proto-Martians. Since there is no letter ۩ in English, it has been converted to a.
- The fe refers to the the chemical symbol for Ferret. The ancient Chinese believed that the creature was actually a ferret on steroids. Modern DNA testing has proven them to be % correct.
- The lis means "That which cannot be divided further." in Ancient Greek. Apparently, Aristotle believed that the Megafelis was the basic building block of all matter in the Universe.