Mental hospital

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Did you know...
that Walt Disney World is an expensive wasteland of childish propaganda and highway robbery? Try not asking for a Walt Disney World vacation when your mother is on sick leave.


“Big boys go to Universal Studios!!!”

~ Mrs. Tracy VandeVen back in Walsh Public School

“In Walt Disney World, you have fun. With me, you can win money while having fun”

~ that slot machine you won $300 with several years ago at Flamboro

The mental hospital (a.k.a. Walt Disney World) is simply known as the Tragic Kingdom to people who are over 13. People want to go to Walt Disney World (a.k.a. mental hospitals for juveniles) and don't know why. When your mother has an ovarian cyst and she cannot afford a Disney vacation, you throw a fit and pray to God that you can beat Mark Martin in a NASCAR game. Customers of the Walt Disney World mental hospital are called patients because they have to wait 30 minutes to get on the Magic Tea Cup Ride. Kyle Petty's father is a shrink who tries to remind adults that they're adults by offering the only ride in the Walt Disney World nut house that can kill them - a real NASCAR race track with Juan Pablo Montoya as a driver of the #123 Dora the Explorer Honda Civic.

Food is expensive in the Tragic Kingdom (like in all the fucking major supermarkets in this day and age so don't complain you fucking adult), although the mentally insane (people who are dumb enough to pay $20/person to enter) find that the ultra gentle rides are FREE. That's right, you sell your kidney, you sell bracelets at the market, and you sleep with strange girls to make enough money to go but you find that the rides don't cost a single dollar or token to ride on. 90% of the rides are gentle enough to discuss politics on the ride (although the little kids might start scratching their heads, so it might not be a good idea) while the others are death defying rides that flirt with the idea of playing Final Fantasy VI in Hell. At least in Final Fantasy VI, the teens will enjoy the action.

There are many degrees of insanity when it comes a Walt Disney World vacation. There is ,No Insanity (people who desire never to go to Walt Disney World), Mild Insanity (people who are curious about Walt Disney World), Regular Insanity (people who are currently planning to go to Walt Disney World), Moderate Insanity (people who have already went to Walt Disney World and don't want to go back), Severe Insanity (people who have already went to Walt Disney World and want to go back), Extreme Insanity (only possible if you work for Walt Disney World or any of its companies that it owns), and Episodic Insanity (people who believe they have already been to Disney World, and have reoccurring nightmares about it)

Contents

[edit] The Banned from Walt Disney World List

[edit] The Bad Guys in Walt Disney World

[edit] Humans

[edit] Creatures and Animals

  • Mickey Mouse
  • Donald Duck
  • Goofy
  • Pluto
  • John Holmes
  • Tinkerbell
  • Woody
  • Buzz Lightyear
  • Bloo from the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (Replaced Bloom from Winx Club due to controversial issues.)
  • that Shark from Jaws
  • qubo's vegetable tales
  • Mutant space gorillas
  • Half Chinese, half French
  • Half Shark-Alligator, Half Man

[edit] Alternatives to Walt Disney World

[edit] For Young People (between the ages of 7-30)

[edit] For Old People (people over 30)

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