Michael Cera
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Michael Cera is most famous for his appearances in Arrested Development, Superbad, and Juno. Each of these movies show off his incredibly deep acting skills i.e. acting awkwardly funny and ummm thats it really.
Many have pointed out his youth-like features, Michael Jackson actually invited him to Neverland but upon arriving there he was deemed too old to ride. He suffers from a rare condition known as TDS (Testosterone Deficiency Sydrome), effects of this affliction are:
- Micropenis
- No-Ballitis
- Baby face
- Awkwardly funniness
Early in Michael's childhood, his parents realized his natural talent for acting. He would often play "pirates" with the neighbor boy using his "sword" just like a real one, only it went in the neighbors ass. He currently has 2 pets, a monkey and log, these keep him occupied while between takes in his trailer. The monkey, Bubbles, was smuggled from Neverland and the log is not discussed. Its HIS business UNDERSTAND?
At age 16 Michael's life turned upside down. His Jew Gold was stolen! Without the power of his Jew Gold he would never be able to make it big in Hollywood. So he called Gary Busey. Gary told him "the only way to find your Gold is with your magic endocreen system. Do you want a tuna sandwich?" At that point they set off to Canadia. When in Maple Town Gary called the secret sages of the forest on his bagpipe. Just as he finished playing the sage appeared. "Only the true Jew may pass my forest" proclaimed the mighty sage. "You're my part time lover and my full time friend" said Cera. The sage let them enter. "Look at the grass here, its like my hair when I pull it out of the drain in the morning.... Sometimes children can be messy buy Jesus still loves them sometimes probably" said the wise Busey.
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