Microsoft VirusCreator

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Microsoft Office VirusCreator
The Microsoft Logo as of Windows Vista. It was given great detail, as many Microsoft artists were hired for the job. A screenshot of MSVC on Windows Vista.
Maintainer:	Microsoft
Stable release:	Does not exist
Preview release:	VC Pre RC-2 Beta 7.16 Technical Refresh 2
Percentage Of Users:	100%
OS:	Windows platform, Mac, Linux, MS-DOS
License:	{{{license}}}

Welocme to this shit called Microsoft VirusCreator or MSVC is a Microsoft program where you can create your own viruses to crash your computer. First released in 1983 as Virus Programmer, it included several different types of viruses to crash your own computer. The most famous VirusCreator model is the Blue screen of death, programmed by Bill Gates himself.

Contents 1 History 1.1 1983 1.2 1990 1.3 2006 1.4 2007 2 List of viruses available 3 Send Viruses To Your Friends

[edit] History

[edit] 1983

As Bill Gates plotted his plan to take over Apple, he decided he needed something new-something really new. He then decided to make money off of breaking computers, and thus VirusCreator was born. Gates unveiled the program to his partners, and it was secretly programmed into the computers.

[edit] 1990

It was then updated in 1990 and included more types of viruses, ranging from small paperclips on MS Word to Fatal Errors at every corner of the screen.

[edit] 2006

Microsoft decided to ditch their efforts at a true operating system. Instead, they shipped MSVC v.6 as a standalone product (code-named Vista). To do this, they had to remove the paperclip virus (W32:Officehelper), which was a previous trojan downloaded by virus code-name Office (W32:Proprietaryoffice). Luckily for those wishing to have the Officehelper virus, the 2003 version of W32:Proprietaryoffice is compatible with 32-bit versions of MSVC 6.

[edit] 2007

As Vista is successfully launched around the globe, the MSVC Paperclip Virus is slowly reintroduced to society. As it moves into it's new shack somewhere on Earth, the shack is instantly burnt down vicious chavs

[edit] List of viruses available

Bob the Terminator

Tut's Virus

Cowboy Cage Fighting Virus(Too awesome to see)

[edit] Send Viruses To Your Friends

Some links to website can harm you and your computer, want to destroy your friends mind? Send these links to them. [1] [2]