Silicone Valley
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“One day those nerds will be working for me Muwahahaha”
~ Oscar Wilde on Silicon Valley
“Silicon Valley? I thought this was the Santa Clara Valley.”
~ M.V.H.S. Student on Silicon Valley
“Silly Nerds Computers are for Bill Gates”
~ Los Altos High School on Silicon Valley
“Who got the word Silicon Valley? We should still be named after our great city and high school; Santa Calra”
~ Santa Clara High School Student on Silicon Valley
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Silicone Valley, often misspelled as Silicon Valley or Silly-Cone Valley, is a place where many IT people come for eternal salvation.
[edit] Origins
Silicone Valley was once called Silicone Hills. This place became famous because the breast implants were first discovered by Albert Einstein in 1954, during one of his many forays to his favourite thinking spot in the world at the time - the valley known back then as Silicone Hills.
It is also the alias for the Strahinjica Bana street in Belgrade, which is a hunting ground for silicon enchanced females posing as hunters, and prime males with bagloads of money acting as the prey. This phenomena becomes more widespread every day, and in the future will replace all other mating rituales.
[edit] Modern Thymes
Today, Silicone Valley has become the hub of modern slave labor. With new blood being sucked into Silicone Valley each year, the prospects for this small community seem endless.
