Mikey the Swearing Engine

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• It was a bright and sunny day on the Uncyclopedia Railway.Birds were chirping,Percy just took his medications, and that Hobo near Sticksburg station has been removed.BUT THEN...Out of nowhere,The Obesse Controller came!It was TERRIIIBBBAAALLLEEE!!!"Ernest!"He stammered drunkingly,"You must get a new engine!His name is Mikey,you must collect him at the docks!"Ernest soon speed of to the docks.Along the way,he meet Stevie the Steam Train."Hello!"Said Ernest."Look!It's the Fat con,The fat con,The fat Controller!"Said Stevie,who stuttered badly at the most inaprpopriate monments.He Drove by,and beamed Mikey Right In front of Ernest."Hi,Ya ****!"Said mikey"

• Soon at the yard,Ernest was showing Mikey around."Watch out for trucks.They can be trouble."Mikey soon said "I don't need t ****in' listen to You ya ****in' ****!"Mikey soon meet the trucks."Trucks are waiting in the yard,Takling them with ease'll,show the world what i can do,gaily boast the diesel"Sang the little boggers"In and out he-""SHUT THE **** UP YOU LITTLE ****S,OR I'LL ****IN' SHOVE A GOD**** CRICKET BAT DOWN YOUR in between your God**** Teeth You GOD**** *****!"The trucks soon shut up after that one.

• After the day's work,Mikey came back to the shed,To give a little lesson...
• "Whats a ****?"asked Percy.
• "You'll find out when you're older,MUCH older."Said Jinty.
• "Yo!"Said Ernest,trying to be like 50 Cent,"I'm tired!"
• "You can have one of my cocktails."Said Stevie the steam train.
• "Your Cocktails taste like Smut!"
• "OH YEA!?Well you can suck my cock,suck my cock,suck my cocktails and die chocking on it!"Said Stevie,his stuturing not getting any better.

• Soon, the next day,Ernest Saw Fatty."SIR!"Said Ernest"Mikey kept my up all night saying words like ****,*******,*****,And even Mother ******!!!"

• "Ernest,"Said the fat tub of lard."Do you think I give a-"

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