Milkshakes

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Milkshakes.

Milkshakes are a type of earthquake. They occur when the geological stability of the layer of milk below the crust of the planet Cookie deteriorates, causing the crust of Cookie to crumble into the milk layer below. Milkshakes have caused the deaths of many, many chocolate chips on the planet Cookie.

Milkshakes are however revered in the religion of cows. Cows rever Milkshakes as a celebration of their purpose, which is to mine the milk from planet Cookie and ship it to Earth on giant tankers.

Apparently, my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Damn right, they're better than yours.

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