Millenium Falcon
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Han Solo's ship, stolen somewhere in New Belgrade while Han was buying beer in the supermarket. It'll make point five past light speed.
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[edit] Mechanical Problems
- Hyperdrive
- Back-seat drivers
- Androids who mistakenly tell Han the odds of surviving a direct head-on assault against an Imperial Star Destroyer and Chuck Norris
- Running out of Wookie-biscuits
One of not so mechanical problems is Chuck Norris in his EVA suite... His round house kick can deliver massive amounts of black/gamma/ultra/apha/omega/beta/zeta radiation to the hull of Millennium Falcon... Which disintegrates anything inside... except Wookies and C3P0... Wookies start to make loud noises, something similar to Oprah's voice, and C3P0 starts making LSD instead of Coffee. Another one is Oprah... who has conspired with Darth Vader against Millennium Falcon, no one knows why, some believe that Han Solo refused to watch her show on his TV in the Millennium Falcon. Since then Oprah has been running some "peace campaigns", such as: "Please donate money to save homeless Wookies" or "Oh for frack sakes help this poor Evox". These actions were nothing then a lie... the money donated was given to making more Imperial Star Destroyers and help equip Chuck Norris with more EVA suits...
[edit] Characteristics
Type Zastava Tatooine Division's Mark | Bath Thub
Weapons 2 Quad Pillow Launchers
Shield |0| \/\/+|= !5 +#4+
Hull Can sustain 50000cnrhk / inch2 (cnrhk is term for Chuck Norris' Round House Kicks)
Crew 8 + 16 places for sitting outside Falcon to watch encounter with Imperial Star Destroyers LIVE
Speed Varies from 25 to 90 times FTCNs (Faster Then Chuck Norris)
[edit] Electrical Specifications
- AC Power
- 220/240 Volts
- 20,000,000 W
- 90,909.09 A
- .00242 Ohms of Resistance
- Avoid Water
- 8 guage wire
