“She got her own thing. That's why I flock her.”
“By keeping her cherry protected, she never feel good.”
“Your mom's smart.”
“For last night, thank you, thank you very much.”
“Don't tell Misa.”
“I used to be gay.”
“Don't believe this.”
No, not really.
"Miss Independent" was born on September 2, 2008 at #98 on the Billboard Hot 100 Babes. The next week she made a big jump to #32, beating Your mom. The following week she climbed to #27. She hit the top ten being only 8 weeks old, climbing to #8, thus giving Ne-Yo his second consecutive top ten hit from the album. Yes, Ne-Yo is now being sued for using her name. She has since climbed a spot to #7 on the Hot 100.
Gospel According to Kelly Clarkson
"Miss Independent" was born in May 2003. She performed strongly on the Billboard charts, and managed to have a sexual climax while she was nine days old on the Billboard Hot 100. Moreover, it should be noted that she came when at the time that the Billboard Hot 100 Airplay was changing to include fewer top-forty stations, and more R&B and rhythmic stations. She also did not have a release of pussy juice to give her breasts a boost to boost herself on the charts. She was released to the internet like Loretta from Disney..err...Warner Brother's Pixel Perfet as a digital download and got hit along with your mom by many guys, sexually peaking at number two on Hot Digital Girls. However, digital downloads would not make her cum until 2005, thus they did not help her Hot 100 position. She was a smash on top-forty radio formats, and she peaked at number one for six weeks straight with your mom on Top 40 Mainstream and an equal six weeks on the Top 40 Tracks.
She was born to Britney Spears, Miranda Cosgrove, Angelina Jolie and Tom Cruise. This explains why she is so independent. She had three female parents. She was born on January 33, 2056 in Philadephia, Germany.
At the age of 90, she attended Harvard and graduated a course of Independence. A few years later, she graduated Elementary of France at the age of negative 2.7. When she became a teenager, a few days later, she copulated with many guys.
- Xenophilius Lovegood - the only who actually managed to get her pregnant. Yes, Miss Independent was the mother of Luna Lovegood.
- Light Yagami - His last name backwards does tell otherwise though...
- Michael Jackson - supposed to but Light Yagami killed him.
- Tom Cruise - yeah, her own father
- Angelina Jolie - what?
- Captain Oblivious - Captain Obvious was killed by the third one she did.
- Akinator at en.akinator.com
As mentioned earlier (Harry Potter spoiler)
Miss Independent is the mother of Luna Lovegood. She died and was instantly brought back by Carlisle Cullen - similar to how Cedric Diggory was later on brought back in June 1995 at Little Hangleton.
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