Deitology (The Science of Deities)
In his spare time, he would jump.. over fences.. to evade the policemen who were after him.
Mister Ed: WANTED!
Mister Ed was found guilty in 2003 of molesting a 12 year old boy with his painfully large horse penis. After being found guilty, he fled the courthouse, ran down the street, bought some Wendy's and continued running.
Mister Ed Today
Mister Ed's followers are less than what you would call good, in any way. There are a few pieces of pottery and artwork depicting Mister Ed on display behind the Drug Store on the corner of 5th St. and Costello.