Mockingbird
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“Aber dabei trägt Mockingbird trotzdem gerne die allgemein verbreitete uniform aus fickmichstiefeln, minirock und tiefem ausschnitt, der die geforce fx5900 in einem wort. ”
— Schnuck on Mockingbird
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[edit] Some kind of nothing except the "Dings"
[edit] Where from where to?
Mockingbird, who is also called "dirty old bitch" by his close relatives such as Erwin Kostedde and Knolle, comes from a weird forgotten German region named "Friesland". In Friesland everybody eats "Pommes Frites" (West Poland formerly Preußen) or gets at least as weird as mockingbird. But you can say what you want over this part of Germany, everyone is "verschwägert" (in lawed) with everyone there. This gives a great Opportunity to hereditary diseases, a high rated factor in Darwin's theories. His goals are creating an enormous encryptionalgorithm, which is secured by heavy leathered black guys and an place in a well known german nursing home called "Hospiz".
[edit] His Philosophie
Mockingbird comes out as my mother always said, when Daddy gets drunk and horny with the pigs. But She was definitly not right. Mockingbird is, due to his methusalemic age, definitely neither horny nor someone my mother would have known if I would have known her. He is simply "dings". And "dings" is to what he has completely devoted his live. He even does not have a chance to change his live due to the fact hie is close to the "Urne" (German for: ballot box).
[edit] His Outwatches to the future
Despite his weirdness nobody really hates mockingbird. Instead he is admired by many groupies such as terf and Toastbrot. Those Anarchistic and Bolschwistic "Ossis" who have nothing to do except admiring mockingbird.
[edit] His appearances in the Christopher Shyu
There even is a Book about him called To kill a Mockingbird.
