Mohair Berets

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The Polish Secret Army Ultra Mega Special Forces founded by Father Director Teddy Rydzyk. It is also known as the Mohair Berets - is a Polish religious paramiltary group (MOHAIR is in fact abbreviation RIHAOM which means Rydzyk Is Having All Our Money).

The militia consists of old ladies, Radio Maryja listeners and your mom, and their oficial headgear is the mohair beret.

Contents 1 Mohair Berets' Anthem 2 Accomplishments 3 To-Do list 4 See also

[edit] Mohair Berets' Anthem

Put on your mohair beret! And protect our holy radio! Show these fuckers how to donate money for Rydzyk's new car. People are coming to Torun, praying to Father Director and idolizing him. We love you Father Teddy. The truth and love will protect you.[1]

[edit] Accomplishments

• Elected Kaczyński the king of Poland
• Bought Father Director Teddy Rydzyk a new Maybach
• Made mohair trendy again

[edit] To-Do list

• Dominate European Union
• Kill all the liberals
• Kill all the infidels
• Make Roman Giertych the Princess of Poland

[edit] See also

• Radio Maryja
• Father Director
• Poland