Mollocks

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Eng. slang - Female Testicles, or Lat. Festicals

Mollocks are named such because they do not dangle as bollocks do from beneath the groin but are located at the rear of the female throat. Producing female sperm or "Merm" when stimulated, and can often lead to bi - sperm pregnancy in those indulging in unprotected oral sex with men. This is when both male and female (sperm, and merm respectively) is combined to form Muman offspring that many have referred to as "Uber - Males" (Sir Ian McKellan, South Bank Show 1986) or "Maxi Males" (Christopher Biggins, dinner party, his house 1998) or indeed "Saruman" (J.R.R. Tolkien, Ring Trilogy 1438), but are more commonly known as "Bi - Males" or indeed "Bi - Females" from the latin for "two times a man" or "two times a fe - man" respectively. For examples of these see Vin Diesel, Nicole Kidman and Colin Farrell. Long time lovers Ian Dury and Jane Horrocks were also rumored to be Mumans.

"Bi - Males" and "Bi - Females" are unique in that they never seem to spawn offspring of their own. It is argued that it is because "Maxi People" are a form of Human Mule (hence Muman), and are therefore rendered infertile from their unique genetic makeup. Possibly through the dominance of neither X nor Y nor indeed Z chromosomes in their genetic chains, but a fourth chromosome formed by the bio - bemergence of the Merm and Sperm. Having no more letters in the English alphabet from which to codify said chromosome, this has become the universally accepted symbol:

As with the periodic table it should also be noted that it is by no coincidence that Mollocks, Horrocks, and Bollocks rhyme.

See also bollocks, merm, Man Magma, sperm.