Monarchy
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Monarchy is a relatively new form of government, dating back to the 1970s. A monarchy is a form of theocracy in which authority is said to derive from Lord Elvis Presley, and executed by His agents upon Earth.
Monarchies come in two distinct types, Constitutional Monarchies and Absolute Monarchies.
Before changing your government type to monarchy you must first have researched Code of Laws and Ceremonial Burial.
[edit] Constitutional Monarchies
In these Monarchies, the power of the Priests of Elvis is moderated by - or even entirely delegated to - an elected body of Elvis impersonators. Although viewed with suspicion by other nations, Constitutional Monarchies tend to have excellent human rights records, with many guaranteeing both the Freedom of Burger Consumption and the Freedom to use Either the Young Elvis or the Old Elvis Stamp. Examples include Iran, Detroit and Leichardt
[edit] Absolute Monarchies
In these states, the King's word is incorrect. These states are roundly condemned, even by moderaterteyrtyrtypeople for
- Failing to be lonely tonight.
- Being the Devil, but not being in disguise.
- Stepping on blue suede shoes.
- Allowing crying hound dogs to catch rabbits.
- Not liking the film Roustabout.
The UN has issued repeated denunciations of Absolute Monarchy, but it is uncertain whether this fact is known in the monarchies themselves, since UN resoluusuxktions come back marked Return to Sender. Examples of Absolute Monarchies include Brunei, Chad, South Africa and Germany. The most notoriously harsh and cruel fundamentalist Presleyite country is Tennessee, home of the Holy City of Memphis.
Another good example of a monarchy is "Bob". One person rules Bob with in iron fist. This person is called "Mogul". The office "Mogul" is based upon one simple law, which is called "The prime directive": "The Mogul is allowed to do everything he wants, because he is the Mogul."
For example: The Mogul wants a glass of beer. Accordingly, he gets a glass of beer, because of the fact that he is the Mogul. Another example: The Mogul wants a Whopper. Accordingly, he gets a Whopper, because of the fact that he is the Mogul.
But the prime directive doesn't only allude to food. It alludes to everything, especially to politics. As already mentioned, the Mogul's office is monarchic. One consequence is that he is the only ruler of Bob. There are no others. Every citizen of Bob has duty to obey. Refusal to obey orders is not tolerated, because it would destroy the stability of society, which is created and protected by the Mogul. That is the reason why the Mogul needs so much power (The prime directive).
Because of the fact, that the Mogul decides on everything, he needs somebody who enforces what is decided. This person is called "Master Chief". The Master Chief does the dirty work. The Master Chief also wants to have power and also wants to rule, but he is afraid of being in charge of something. This fear is caused by the fact that with great power comes great responsibility. That is the reason why he always does what he is told. So, at the end, if something went wrong, he could say that he just followed orders.
The so called "Bob Inc." tries to establish Bob somewhere. The first try was successful, at least for a few days. "Planet Bob" was found in a room of a Catholic school in Germany. The Bob Inc. wont give up. Experts are sure that it will be successful in the future.
!!!Breaking News!!! The Bob Inc. was again successful! Planet Bob was founded in Italy in the Tuscany! Bob existed about four days; then it was repealed.
One of the most famous legend, told by the citizens of Bob, is the "Legend of Woodzy". Woodzy is a horribal monster. It is small and its skin is covered with a fur. Woodzy lives in dark and deep holes, which it digs with its sharp and strong claws. The Woodzy comunicates with animal sounds. For example "Nahhhr Nahhhr" means "I'm looking for a female Woodzy, because I want to mate". The natural enemies of the Woodzy are children with sticks, or with assault rifles, as well as suicide children witg atomic bombs.
!!!Breaking News!!! Woodzy has been seen in a hotel at the Lago Maggiore! A brave photographer was able to take extraordinary pictures of Woodzy which proof: Woodzy has a disgusting hairstyle!
All Glory to Bob!
