Moon Pie

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“Moon Pie! What a time to be alive.”

~ Frostilicus

Moon Pie is a rare delicacy originating from the moon that is usually consumed in Switzerland. The recipe is found below:

1 Pie Crust

1 Moon*

1 Leek

1/2 Onion

1 cup Semen Seamen

A pair of used boxers

A dead baby carcass

*_{Moons other than Earth's moon preferred, like, i dunno, one of pluto's?}

If needed, one half-moon can be substituted for "moon."

Those who have tasted the delicacy describe it as "creamy and bitter," some describe it as "like a quiche." Others don't have a straight answer.

Most of those who don't have a straight answer are women. Just because.

Add salt as needed.

[edit] Trivia

Moon Pie has been made illegal in Germany.

Some people eat Moon Pie on a monday for good luck, then get run over.

Moon pie can be used as a coin cleaning agent, and is seen as a rival to Cillit Bang by some in the domestic cleaning agent sector. Barry Scott eats Moon Pie believing it gives him sexual prowess, particularly with farm animals.

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