Moonwalker
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Back in the 1980s Michel Jakson stared in his own movie called moon walker .This is what it was about. His girl friends 3 year old son had been kid by the mafia (for no reason at all). and he a random accoutant set off to save him. He beat them all down some how they were all just too stupid to pull out their gun and kives and kill him because he showed up to the mafia h.q. literly unarmed and danced them to death. then the kingpin of the mafia took off with the kid in a space shuttle and Michel Jackson turned into a car then a helicopter then a plane and finally a robot and saved the kid. And if the move wasnt dumb enuf they made 3 count um 3 video games about it on of which was an arcadegame and another which was a turn based rpg.