Moron

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“Morons, think about the positive side: at least they are not Mormons.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Morons

“Morons, think about the positive side: at least they are not American! Oh wait..”

~ Toscar Wilda on Morons

“Too bad for every thoughtful man that has a vasectomy there’s 15 other morons spreading their genes to innumerable idiot women and spawning an army of little morons to continue the cycle.”

~ Socrates on Morons

[edit] How to see a Moron:

Pick up a mirror, and look into it.

[edit] Moron may refer to:

• Moron, the entire population of USA
• Moron, a person who needs to read any of the ...For Dummies books instructing the reader how to accomplish some task so simple, even a caveman could do it.
• Moron, a minor character in the Book of Mormon, who needed to read all of the ...For Dummies books.
• Moron, a Politician.
• Moron, People who say lol more times than they should, fail, epic fail, and of course people who speak in 1337.
• Moron, you.
• Moron, George W. Bush.
• Moron, Encyclopedia Dramatica.
• Moron, a song of Sum 41, ranked #41 on the Rock and Roll Top 40 charts.
• Moron, a KMFDM song from one of their their 2003 albums.
• Moron River, title of a song that was never sung by singer Andy Williams.
• Moron, the official language of Moronica.
• Moron, Sarah Palin
• The Moron, by Fyodor Dostoevsky, a banned classic in Russian literature, and the title of an album by Iggy Pop.
• Moron, short for Oxymoron.
• Moronicus, the less well-known opponent of Idiocrates
• The Encyclopædia Moronica, the sole, exclusive authorized scientific reference source for the Hollywood Writers' Guild. For example, when America invaded with aliens, Hollywood writers consulted the EM to learn that pouring a glass of water on them could kill them. When we were invaded by locusts, the EM told us to use power lines on either side of the country to electrocute the swarm. And when we invaded by Mexicans, freelance writers in the Senate found a plan in it to put up a huge, highly secure fence over a small portion of the border.
• Moron is one of the more flattering nicknames applied to Comrade Neil Clark, a peculiar British person, who is a blogger, journalist and the last Stalinist.
• Moron what you get when you cross john travolta with nuck chorris
• Moron, Welsh For Carrot
• The Last of The Morons, the terrible sequel to "The Last of The Mohicans" that almost resulted in Daniel Day-Lewis's execution.

[edit] Places named Moron:

• Lake Moron, one of the Great Lakes of The United States of Tyranny and Dictators.
• Moron Mountain, name on the amusement park created as part of the disastrous 1996 advertising campaign following the Swackhammer Enterprises acquisition of the Looney Tunes.
• Moron River, a common name for the Mississippi River

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